That's ok?
*makes notes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 14:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can't bear that sort of stuff
sounds completely fake to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Oh, so you don't like it, bitch?
I agree though, shouting during sexehtiem has to be genuine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Genuine yes
But careful. I like to tease my bf by shouting stupid things, like, when he's going to get in, I say:

Engage! *moving hand like Picard*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

That would make me burst out laughing, and probably ruin the moment.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:08, Reply)

there is definitely a place for saying amusing things
sometimes it's nice to have a laugh during sex.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I agree again
Sex is pretty funny at the end of the day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I agree

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Well, that's what happened
That's why I say I tease him. We have to start all the foreplay from the begining, but he doesn't mind, as it usually means extra bj minutes.

Sometimes when he's starting to get hard I shout: wingardium leviosa! *moving hands as if I had a wand* That makes him laugh too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Extra foreplay is always a plus!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Fire photon torpedoes!
Warp drive, Mr Data
Oh yeeees.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

photon protein
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

You're on form today

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I have to try that one just before he's coming
Problem is that usually at that point I'm coming too and it's difficult to concentrate on saying anything appart from a lot of swearing in Spanish.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I'm guessing that doesn't include
puta madre
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Sometimes, maybe
I have a very bad mouth when having sex.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Too few people do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I've realised that slowly, with experience
Still, it's difficult to control, but eh, I don't want to control it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:31, Reply)

A bad mouth?
I heard you got the level of suction just right ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Ha!
Who told you that, eh? I want names!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Here y'are
The names are in the grey box
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I'm scared to click

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Oh, yeah
I had forgotten about that. I think I'll do it, but I don't think anyone will like my music.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'd like to do it, but my burner is broked :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

What's the gag -

The Positive orgasm - calling Oh Yes, Yes!
The Negative orgasm - calling Oh no, no!
The Religious - calling out God's name.
The Fake - calling out your name.
The Genuine - calling out your best friend's name.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Surely it all sounds like "oorrgllarggll"
If they're gagging.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Ha! Excellent.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I shout during sex. It goes like this:
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR YOU LITTLE BASTARD AND FUCK OFF!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 May 2010, 17:14, Reply)