I would do anything for love
but I wont do cock
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

why aren't we married again?
remind me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Well, you live in London
and i'm a boring accountant
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:29, Reply)

how can anyone with their own chicken
be dull?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:31, Reply)

I seem to have collected a menagerie of animals because of my chicken
At any one time in the chicken run, I can have a squirrel, a pheasant, 2 homing pigeons and the other day a deer walked into my garden and peered at Charlie.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

you are just making the reality of us not being married
even harder to bear. as you say, i live in london. the only evidence of wildlife are the pigeons that seek out my car to host their scat parties every time i have it washed and the tramp that pissed against my electric gates the other night.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Ha! i've always wondered what would happen if you pee on an electric fence
not enough to try.

So who did you catch the lurgy from? Anyone you can blame? My brother always decides to visit when he has a stinking cold, "It's ok, it's not catching" he says. I then remind him that he's an IT consultant, not a frickin' doctor.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:47, Reply)

the tramp survived, sadly
as he often feels it is his place to comment on my tits in public. well, not just my tits. anyone's tits. that tramp is all about teh breasts.

i don't actually think it is a cold as it is mostly a horrendous gasping choking cough that makes me sound like i smoke 150 reds a day. how does your brother react to having his medical skills dissed so categorically??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:53, Reply)

That doesn't sound good Miss Swipe
get thee to a doctor.

My brother is immune to criticism, especially from his punk-ass younger brother (he's 38, i'm 33).

Right, i'm off home. Hope you feel better soon.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:56, Reply)

aye
if it hasn't cleared up by sat, i am going to the doctor.

have a nice night!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)