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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do eskimo ballroom dancers spray up a nice orange, or asian ones tone down?
The whole colour thing screams out, "I look like a vacuous twat."
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It's like the sales girls behind the 'beauty' counters in department stores. I think they must have competitions among the staff to see who can have the orangest face. On a scale running from satsuma to Jaffa.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:28, Reply)
That and technique
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:29, Reply)
Gliding around as if the physical and mental discipline necessary was part of your DNA and no trouble at all.
But really it is about looking like an orange twat.
Find something more important to do, perhaps helping the non orange homeless.
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:37, Reply)
But get marked down for not being orange enough?
Is the whole of the ballroom dancing world sponsored by the makers of beta carrotine?
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:45, Reply)
Yes, I have seen people marked down for not looking the part sufficiently. No, it doesn't make sense. And before you say it, I know this makes a mockery of the "competition" aspect. Genuinely, it is mostly about technique, but you have to play the game
(, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:49, Reply)
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