I don't do hot places
Would you pay for a weekend at the Grand Hotel in Llandudno for me please?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but on necker
you could have your own personal slaves to carry around the air conditioner and silk hangings to protect you from the sun?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

But in Llandudno
I could stand in the moonlight on my balcony at the Grand Hotel in my diaphanous nightgown, gazing off at the Great Orme, as my gentleman caller fixes me a drink and puts The Eagles on the stereo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

there has to be a happy medium
how about a five star in antarctica? free penguins!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Can I have Llandudno,
but with penguins shipped to my room?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)

you are taking more than your share of my million
this means someone else doesn't get to go to necker. who should i cut from the invite list?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

My dude
I need somebody to duet with on Stay by Shakespears Sister on the karaoke in the Autumn Lounge on the pier.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)

The good thing about hot places though
is that the surrounding water is a nice temperature for swimming in. So you could spend all day in the sea and only come out at night once it's cooled off.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

and get BURNT by the sun as I swim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:32, Reply)

There is such stuff as sunscreen, y'know.
You can even get waterproof versions. And rswipe might be nice enough to hire some young blokes to rub it in for you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I hate being covered in grease just so I don't burn
Roasting hot places just don't do it for me.
And what need have I for young blokes?
In Llandudno they're all old.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Fair enough
Each to their own!

I don't like being covered in suncream either, actually. But I see it as a fair price to pay for being able to go to nice warm places on holiday.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)