Coming from you!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I will enforce the correct usage of the words "lose" and "loose"
even if I have to sentence every offender to DEATH BY BUMDERING
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 14:58, Reply)

*dons executioner's hood*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm pleased to see you are finally embracing the fact that you are a gargantuan Bertie Woofter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:02, Reply)

If I hadn't said it someone else would have
Better to make the joke and take the plaudits than to endure the joke and the jibes that follow thereafter. Learnt that in school. It was there that my crippling self-esteem issues began to manifest themselves, forcing me to seek out the company of my fellow social inadequates.

In short, the reason I'm here, annoying you, is because of people like you.

You bastard.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You poofter

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I was referring to the fact you commented on the slackness of someone's anal passage
I'd imagine yours was so roomy you could house a family of Tibetans.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Oh, I know what you were referring to
But you assume I'm the sort of bumder that receives.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:12, Reply)

You blatantly are.
Your last boyfriend made you grow your hair so he could hold on to it while he was rogering you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Actually,
I think you'll find my last boyfriend made me shave my head after I misplaced the itchy marrow
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Two fruits and a vegetable.
Could almost be a crap sitcom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Sounds like a potential spin-off from Will and Grace
if one of the actors ever has an accident which leaves them slobbering in a wheelchair for the rest of their natural life
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Wheels and Grace

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:21, Reply)

^ nice

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You set them up, I knock 'em down.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 21 May 2010, 15:25, Reply)