are you feeling low?

And layers?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No, my hands are in the ayer ayer ayer ayer
Layers. Theyr'e something on photo editing software fhckery or something.

Fuckin' layers, how do they work?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:09, Reply)

hope you're wearing
those boots wit da fur.

Can't help with layers I'm afraid, I just have paint.net
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:20, Reply)

girl you spin my head right round
when you go down when you go down
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:24, Reply)

*trips over*

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:25, Reply)

Shorty got low.
I shouldn't love him so much.

/is listening to dannii minogue vs. dead or alive

Why is it just students on at the moment? Surely you two sholuld be working hard?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:27, Reply)

I've never worked hard in my life
simply isn't possible. I think Tedium might be at the same university as me though which is quite funny to think of.

Don't you have exams?

/is listening to Sugababes 'Freak Like Me'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:40, Reply)

Maybe...
I seem to be immune to THE FEAR this term for some reason. Considering it's generally the only thing that gets me working, this is not a good thing.

And yeh, think we're both at Oxford.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Should have thought to check your profile

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:44, Reply)

We should have some form of Oxford bash/b3ta pubness
But not this term. If we do it this term I will do even less work than I am currently and everything will go horribly wrong.
Fairly sure I remember seeing a comment somewhere about how Oxford used to be a common bash location.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 0:46, Reply)

I know both of your colleges
I'm a scary one.

I have exams, but I've done 80% now and they're easy. And a week and a half away.

I assume you're working harder than I have to, too. Not because I'm better. Because I have very little.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You know my college?
I have loads of work. I just don't do it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:45, Reply)

As in, which one you go to, and also where it is
(I have a friend who goes there- which is how I think I found out which one it was, mentioned it some time ago)

I'm not creepy, swear down.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:48, Reply)

haha that's fine
for a moment I thought you meant you had a friend who knew me, and I think part of me was going 'ohhhh fuck.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:51, Reply)

I dunno, you might do
seeing as you're doing similar courses, but she's only a first year
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:56, Reply)

I know her by nodding acquaintance
which is about as well as I know any of the first years. Apart from the one who hit on me after too many mojitos.

I think the heart-thumping was hoping she didn't know I posted on b3ta lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:57, Reply)

J'd doesn't know of b3ta I think
I sincerely hope not...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:00, Reply)

I don't know her beyond nodding
but I can't imagine her being the type
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)

Wow, was looking back over the messages (seeing if I could match creepiness)
And realised it's actually about a year since they happened... Kinda says something about my attitude to revision that I end up going on OT in the run up to exams...

EDIT: the title of this post came out far stranger sounding than I meant it to...

EDIT2: the number of gaz's I have from lampito makes chrome offer to translate the page from Italian :D
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Same for me honey. Look at us both.
EDIT: you fucking creeper.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:54, Reply)

Oh lol
that end of my gaz box is full of ones from Ed
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:56, Reply)

plenty of pandering I trust?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 0:58, Reply)

Like no other
it amuses me. One end of my gaz-box has about 20 messages from Ed.
The other has about 40 from SexFace.

OH WHICH IS WORSE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:00, Reply)

One end of mine has about 20 from you
the other has 2 from Amberl (no offence meant, the conversation with lampito ended up being huge mainly due to being in realtime)

There is nothing in between.

I really need to be more sociable on this site.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)

oh yeah
I totally forgot about that. I gazzed you in order to spread the Oxford love, since I'd had gazs from two seperate Oxford b3tans
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:04, Reply)

See, there's at lest 4 of us
If I manage to stay active until October, I'm definitely arranging a pubmeet (or at least finding a more organised b3tan to do it)
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:13, Reply)

Mine ranges from "interesting facts",
arrangements for bashes and meet-ups, Evil Plotting and creepyness (on both mine and the other's behalf)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:05, Reply)

Sounds fun
Mine has a lack of pandering. Perhaps the good friends vibe reaches down the phone wires
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

I'm permanently in the friend zone.
-sadfives-

I think I give off "internet fat easy girl" vibes. In real life I'm quite different, and just give out "not attractive/good enough for girlfriend, will tolerate her though" ones IRL
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:14, Reply)

That's a bit harsh on yourself
I generally work on the principle that if the fact I'm not a size 8 disqualifies me from someone's estimation, then that disqualifies them from mine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)

No, anyone I really like I end up friendzoned.
CF. Pretty Chemist, Hot Jew, Hot Russian

I often think that if I were 2 sizes smaller I would be more popular with boys. But then I guess I'd have smaller bazungas. (though I guess they're in proportion with me, so would NEEd to be smaller)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:23, Reply)

I always think that being a size 10
would solve my problems. But I'm just way too straightforward. I don't play games
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:28, Reply)

I guess I don't have a super-attractive face, so even being skinny wouldn't help completely.q
Plus there's personality too.

Just think it'd help for the superficiality
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

Being good looking will get you more attention
But you need to be interesting to keep it.
And sometimes it's worth just going for something and damn the consequences, seen a number of pairs of friends hook up recently from the friend zone.
Now if only that would work for me :(
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:33, Reply)

I need fresh blood.
-bares fangs-
:[
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:35, Reply)

That's the kind of direct approach I was talking about
Now try that on them and see what happens
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:36, Reply)

UCL freshers.
Living with one next year. Plus, new freshers.

Not that this will happen at all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)

would be nice
unfortunately I'm now 21. Too old for fresh 18 year olds
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:41, Reply)

Some of them are 19-20, gap years you know!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:42, Reply)

Go out and do some sharking
One of the better bits of the Oxford dialect
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:42, Reply)

agree with Tedium
but you need to be pretty for the initial attention
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Plus my wingwomen are supremely hot
DAMN IT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:43, Reply)

same
I need to find really ugly people to hang out with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:49, Reply)

At least you have wingpeople
I just generally dislike clubbing, and am generally crap at meeting new people in pretty much any situation :(
Seem to be possibly ending up embroiled in Oxford Model United Nations though
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 2:06, Reply)

haha
if you do you'll probably end up knowing my friend then. He does it big time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:17, Reply)

MUN is a small world
I just gazzed him asking if he knew MY friends.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:18, Reply)

my friend has done it internationally/nationally
so probably a small group of people at that level
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 2:25, Reply)

I know the president
And have vaguely met the rest of the committee (and thrown a frisbee at them).
Other person we may know in common (you being a history person and all) is the president of archeology soc
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 2:19, Reply)

Sleeps calling
Will most likely be about tomorrow at some point
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 2:48, Reply)

there's only one way to find out...

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:02, Reply)

What do you mean?
I hope you're not suggesting I sleep with Ed as well
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:06, Reply)

nope
I was expecting you to scream FIGHT, Harry Hill style.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:07, Reply)

SEXFACE used LEER!
DR.ED is CONFUSED!
He hurt a SOLDIER'S BROKEN HAND in his confusion!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:09, Reply)

Sexface
STRUTS but the battle isn't finished yet, as dr ed tries to LIE his way to victory
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:11, Reply)

DR.ED used WEDDING RING!
It's not very effective...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:16, Reply)

SEXFACE
uses MASSIVE MEDIA EXPOSURE and wins the duel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:18, Reply)

We should have OTers as pokemon and then battle.
like VIPROS used CROISSANT!
CROW used PECK!
AMBERL used ROMAN ARMY!
AL got on his GAY BICYCLE etc
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)

See all of those I recognise
Tedium uses SCIENCE
The enemy fell asleep
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)

That is a fantastic idea Lampito
please make it into an /offtopic thread tomorrow.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:22, Reply)

Hellz yeah
Tedium, I thought aobut having something to do with Sleep.

Or maybe TEDIUM used STRING THEORY!
The enemy became CONFUSED
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:24, Reply)

TEDIUM used SCHRODINGER'S CAT
The enemy is both ALIVE and FAINTED at the same time
TEDIUM WINS and IS DEFEATED
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:27, Reply)

When Schrodokat is in its pokeball, it is both at full and empty HP
you can only know when you release it.

As you can imagine, this either makes a very useful or very shit pokemon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Genuine lols
I'm finding a way to bring this up in the next quantum tutorial
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:31, Reply)

LHC! Go!
LHC used ACCELERATE!
The enemy suffers from BLACK HOLE
The enemy fainted!


EDIT: not a physicist, I know nothing of Physics, any inaccuracies should be taken up with the GCSE dual award in science
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:32, Reply)

No problem
I hang around with historians, politicians and philosophers, you can't be anywhere near as wrong as some of those
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:37, Reply)

That's the other reason I should be more active here
I am just about aware of the existence of SexFace, though couldn't place any information about him.
No idea who Dr Ed is.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:12, Reply)

Eds Meds?
Edmund?

My god, I know I've missed a lot recently but I didn't FORGET ED.

The bigamist who gazzed pics of his cock to EVERYONE?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:15, Reply)

Nope, still nothing
I'm obviously too socially inept even for the internet :P
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:17, Reply)

You missed a treat there boy.
It was very amusing while it lasted.

I miss Kaol.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:18, Reply)

Kaol is the vampire isnt he?
What happened? Someone post a picture of a cross and forget to warn him?

Also, what happened to "home sweet home"? There doesn't seem to be any anymore
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:20, Reply)

Kaol moved to deepest darkest Wales and got an awesome job
As far as I know he's not been on for a while.

HSH seems to have died, thank god.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:21, Reply)

It doesn't matter how small you make the writing
If there's only one thing that would fit to finish that sentence
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Mon 24 May 2010, 1:07, Reply)

I don't like this joke.
But I may as well pre-empt it
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 1:08, Reply)