Mr Monkeysex.
Why have you returned?
Your public needs to know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop avoiding the question and give me a straight answer.
It's a simple enough question.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 8:32, Reply)

I have returned
Because the mongfairy told me what you'd been doing to that special needs kid with the gammy eye.

I'm here to put right what once went wrong, hoping that each leap will be the leap home
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Thank you. That wasn't too hard was it.
Enough role play. Your turn to be Paxman.

And anyway, licking my gammy eye makes a change from windows. He likes the flavour.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Before your final leap,
Could you punch Dean Stockwell in the face for me. Annoying twat.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Bert IS Al. Al-bert.
Gosh you is slow boy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 25 May 2010, 8:41, Reply)

Oops!
Can I ask him to punch himself in the face then?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:44, Reply)