I had hoped (due to careless reading)
that this was a reference to the 'Geek Pie' episode of Nathan Barley, the documentary series shot in my neighbourhood.

As it is I'd like to see geekiness and gayness crossing over with a more successful version of the Holocaust, leaving us in a world free of Bronski Beat and Star Trek socks FOREVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't mind the Gays one bit
But 'Camp' has got to go. Please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I don't mind homosexuality
it's the 'gayness' (or 'camp' if you prefer) I object to, so we agree here, if not on the terminology. My mother is one of them there benders, and I am meeting her and her 'partner' for a charming dinner in Victoria this evening. No one will have their face punched and all will be sweetness and light.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I hear gayness runs in the family


Potentially inflammatory comment
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Your dad told you that, didn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Yes

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I bet you felt much less alienated after that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I've always felt alienated
Being the only staggeringly beautiful person in a hideously ugly family
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

My usage of 'the Gays' is meant as a joke, as someone's sexuality doesn't bother me in the slightest
But I've known some incredibly camp guys who just get on my nerves. Also I knew a lesbian who played up to the butch dyke stereotype, and she was just as bad. She used her sex and sexuality to practically molest some female colleagues because "I'm a girl, they don't mind!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I hate that shit.
Part of my degree course was ruined by a coven of lesbians who wasted half of each seminar desperately trying to make every single event in ancient history into a fucking lesbian issue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I've known very few gays
which I find surprising, statistically.

I knew a girl at uni who got involved with a girl who had somehow managed to fill a large house exclusively with jewish lesbians.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:56, Reply)

That sounds like a game show
Thankfully I've known more gay lads/lasses that aren't ridiculously camp and don't thrust their sexuality on you in every conversation. I also don't like straight guys who always harp on about girls they've banged.

The only thrusting of sexuality upon me that I tolerate, nay, encourage, is a hot woman pushing her boobs in my face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

^ you speak for me entirely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Quite an achievement.

Universities (especially London ones) are full of small-town benders who are finally free to bore the world to tears with their new-found liberation. There was one twat at my college who wore skirts and flounced around everywhere possible in an attempt to 'shock' the 'straights' and failing miserably every time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Had a couple of them at my uni
They didn't do it for long though, whilst students mostly couldn't give a shit, the average scally twat did not hesitate in showing how they felt about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:01, Reply)

that sounds like the setup
for a bad porno
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Shebrew Sorority pt 6

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:02, Reply)

nice work
I only met one or two of them. I would not want to see that porno.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I've seen that.
You can't un-see things like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:04, Reply)

You had to love the Orthodox Threesome scene
How they had to part the long curls of pubes either side of the labia.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:07, Reply)

When they take off their nylon wigs, revealing their crew-cuts,
and roll around in fish-balls it gives me the right horn, I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Bronski Beat is ace
You're just a self hater. You want to be chatted up by Jimi Somerville in a swimming pool.
( djtrialprice, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:41, Reply)

DO NOT
spell Somerville's first name that way, I beg you. Do not defile the good name of my hero.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Glass?
I know he kept Carlisle up in the last minute but steady on
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

do wot guv?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:25, Reply)

"Nice trunks..."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:44, Reply)