I hadn't heard about that one...
But it has just made my blood pressure skyrocket and my right eye do that juddery-twitchy thing.

WHAT A COCK.
_{(Everyone knows Scientology is the one true faith!)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Manchester Scientology office
is very close to my office. On warm days they stand on either side of the pavement so you have to walk between them to pass. One of them confuses you with pleasantries whilst the other tries to give you leaflets and herd you inside for a personality test. It's quite sneaky, they stop you and then because you're blocking traffic, you automatically move towards the entrance.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

If you go inside
Recreate the lobby scene from The Matrix. Please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Haha I so want to.
I told them I was already a member of a cult and I'm not allowed to talk to other cults.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Nice answer!
I've never met any Scientologists, but I am strongly opposed to their practices.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

a group of people were standing outside there a while ago and they handed me a leaflet
so I practically threw it back at them in disgust and stomped off. On my way back I realised that they were protesting against scientology and I'd just made myself look like a massive scientologist.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

They also hide out under the food court opposite Boots
I texted my friend to let him know they were there, he said "Ask them about Mudkips. They might know about them. Don't bother anything like Candlejack though, that's pre
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I hate the Shelter guys who hang out there,
they get you in their sights and you're like a rabbit in their beam, you can't avoid them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I grin and say "You have to be 20 don't you?"
They look awkward and say "It has to be 22 now..."

lollittle
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

there's an age limit?
I never knew that. I'm totally using that as my excuse forever, even when I'm obviously 73.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Something about credit cards or something I never listen
I had a 20 min conversation with a lovely Jamaican gentlman on my road. I gave him a cigarette and he told me all about how he hates people who don't inhale. As do I, and then we talked about other shit.

It was lovely.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Unfortunately I was there
I was incredibly bored, and 16 year old me would rather have been given the extortionate cost of the ticket in cash than go.

19-year old me has not changed that much, evidently.
Fucking Bono. He's evaded so many taxes he's taken exile up his own arse.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You may enjoy this
if you hadn't already seen in on /board
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I don't generally go on /board
I enjoyed that :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

haha that's win
I've chucked it on my FB, but I'm not friends with you so I couldn't do the whole @ thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

'salright
I'm not on FB
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)