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U2 have cancelled their glastonbury gig.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10154682.stm

If you were Micheal Evis, who would you want to replace them?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:50, 162 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Carpenters.
I doubt Karen Carpenter will look very different to how she looked before she died. They could play a backing track and prop her up.
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girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:51, Reply)

If you'd said Slipknot you'd be more topical.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I like the Carpenters and so that is why I replied with the Carpenters.
I don't like Slipknot.
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girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Has one of the Nine carked it?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Paul Gray, the bassist
Yesterday morning, in a hotel room.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Bugger
Although if they get another bassist and give him the old boiler suit and mask I don't suppose anybody will know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

HAHAHAHA!
I like Slipknot and thoroughly approve of this post.
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djtrialprice, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Oh, I love the 'Knot
I've just never quite seen the point of the gimmick, they're plenty good enough without the masks etc. But now they may just serve a purpose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I suggested that they cut his face off and have it tanned in to a human leather mask
and have his replacement wear it.

It didn't go down very well with the slipknot fans but think he'd find it awesome.
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Peej, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

haha
that's an excellent idea
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, Reply)

indeedio
Number 2
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Beat ya!

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

and yours had more words than mine
I am shamed.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I'm oddly proud
But also I'm a gracious winner. *bows*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

my bass player's old band was called The Nine

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Is your bassist a LOTR geek, perchance?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

no
but their singer was into drugs - Nine bar = 9 ounces of hash
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

That's actually much, much better

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I'm probably never going to go to Glastonbury
so I don't really care. Although I'm disappointed that they've cancelled because I was enjoying mocking the hardcore glasto goers about it. Much the same as when Jay Z headlined last year.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

(the year before last)
and Jay Z went down a storm, he was fucking excellent.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

really?
50 cent once played at Leeds. He was dreadful.

They're both competitors for the 'ugliest man in rap' award though.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:56, Reply)

My sister saw him at the Reading Festival
Apparently he didn't take it too well when someone lobbed a chair at him. No sense of humour, some people...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

People threw bottles at him at Leeds
but unlike Daphne and Celeste, he threw them back.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Also, he's been shot 9 times,
but can't take a bit of banter? Psh.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

50 cent is a homophobe,
you generally get piss thrown at you if you're a homophobe at reading/leeds.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Yes
I was one of them. I didn't go so far as the epic metaller stood next to me though - he pissed in his.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

The tent next to mine at Reading that year
were spray painting vegetables gold and selling them to people as Bling Bling carrot/turnips ect for £2 a go so people could throw them at him. They sold loads.
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Peej, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Craig Mack wins that hands down
Ugly motherfucker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Bob Geldof & The Boomtown Rats
Another Irish cunt.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Tractor

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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:53, Reply)

N-Dubz

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:55, Reply)

DAPPY EXPLAIN DOH
/ac
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

He has to be the most ridiculous pratt I've ever seen on TV.

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girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

My best friend's brother has a(n ir)rational hatred of him

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I loved him on Buzzcocks though

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I have to say that episode with Preston is the best thing I've ever seen.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Or the one with that fake punk cunt from London Towers or somesuch wankery

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I hate that wanker
Donny Tourettes or something
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

That's the fuckface
I hope he bursts into flames.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I think it's lovely that the others brought along their Care In The Community friend to fame and fortune
Who says Community Service doesn't rehabilitate young offenders?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:00, Reply)

An over rated Irish band,
with a short-arsed egotistical knob singer, and a talentless guitarist.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 May 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Ash?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Westlife?
without the guitarist bit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

hahaha
I hate U2. I've seen them live, and they're just so so SO irritating.
Bono can go and break his back or something.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:59, Reply)

they just write bad songs
Elevation and Vertigo are two of the worst songs I've ever heard
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:04, Reply)

ELL-EH-VAY-SHUN!
A-WOOO-OOO, A-WOOO-HOO-HOOO!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:05, Reply)

THAT'S FUCKING STUCK IN MY HEAD YOU TWAT

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

*cackles maniacally*
A-WOOO-OOO, A-WOOO-HOO-HOOO!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

-hisses-

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I like With or Without You
but I hate the Sweetest Thing. It was at number one for eons and it's the kind of song that stays in your head all day, even though you've made it clear that it's not welcome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

they have written a few decent ones
but not for many years.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Beautiful Day
-pokes pins into ears-

Who was it I was talking to about sticking pins into your ears to cause brain damage? It was something about vs. tearing your eyes out in lectures...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

probably Applebite then

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

It was either coursemates or someone on here.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Well, that and the endless
insistence that the everyday folk of the Britain should throw their earnings at various charities whilst spending £3,000 to have a pair of stupid sunglasses flown out to his hotel room.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

that is obviously shit
but my real hatred of them stems from the poor quality of their music, while still lauded as the best band in the world
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:09, Reply)

this is how I feel about John Lennon
*awaits lynching*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:10, Reply)

^agrees
Can't stand The Beatles, especially after living in Liverpool for four years.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

god yes
listen to A Perfect Circle's version of Imagine. It urinates freely over the original
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I shall spotify it later
I love Nonpoint's version of In The Air Tonight but people tell me it's blasphemous
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Of course it is
It was written by Phil "middle-management-twat-in-a-suit-pretending-he-can-be-a-rock-star" Collins
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I saw him on TV last week
and compared him to someone's dad who's come to pick them up from a party.

The fucking oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

oaf he may be
but he is also Zeus

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Almighty Zeus would never have settled for such an embarassing receding hairline

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

~~almighty~~ Aegis-bearing

Come on, Crow. Get it RIGHT
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

*hangs beak in shame*
Sorry miss. I never did any Greek at school.
*twists toe about on ground in that funny way you tend to do when you're ashamed for some reason I've never understood*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's ok, my corvine friend
I'll forgive you this time.
-narrows eyes- Now LEARN YOUR EPITHETS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

There's a guide out there somewhere on t'interweb, called "How to Sing the Blues"
and whilst he's obviously a peddler of cheap, nasty '80s pop rather than blues, I think one point is universally valid.

"No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it."

Time to get the boot polish out, Phil
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Fear not, you're in good company here
Bunch of overrated bandwagon-chasers, the lot of 'em - and yet, normally when I voice my opinion, all the Beatles fans in the room look at me like I've just introduced myself as the neighbourhood sex offender.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

yeah that's what I get too
"THEY CHANGED MUSIC FOREVER!"

Shut. Up.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Perhaps they did
But did they change it for the better? Can we, in fact, blame the Beatles for ruining pop music?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Yah!
Should be 'Most mundane, mum-friendly, marketable music in the world'
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

One of the many 'musicians' I cannot wait to see dead.
But like Bill Hicks said, it's only the good musicians who die young.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I was going to argue using that RnB girl who was in Queen of the Damned
but I don't think she was that bad and I can't spell her name, so I'll just agree.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Aaliyah
And she was alright, I quite liked "Try Again", but I couldn't name any of her other songs.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Queen of the Damned was a fucking dreadful film
I stopped watching after about half an hour.

and I like some really bad films
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I rarely switch films off halfway
But I did for QotD, and for Dungeons and Dragons...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I left the cinema during Hostel
and I was going to leave Matador, but we were the only ones in the cinema so we just played games instead.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I watched Hostel on a plane on my laptop
The guy next to me was asleep, but woke up twice. Once to see boobs, the other to see torture. God knows what he thought of me...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I've never left a cinema for a bad film
come to think of it, I've never seen a film at the cinema that was worse than passable
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Nor me
But I have seen some shite in the cinema. Peace Maker, Spiderman 3, Clash of the Titans...
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

is clash of the titans rubbish then?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Rant incoming
It's got FUCKING DJINN in it!! I don't remember the epic poem being some kind of Ancient Greek Mythology/Arabic Mythology mashup?!

Maybe I'm wrong, I haven't read it all, but fucking DJINN?!

Oh, and the 3D made the film worse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Plus Medusa is NOT A FUCKING TITAN
not that I've seen it, but apparently Medusa is classified as a Titan.

SHE'S NOTTTT
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I can't remember if they claim she is or not
I was still fuming about the Djinn.
The only good thing about the movie is that it made me want to ride a giant scorpion to work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

She's a gorgan isn't she?
I'd heard that 3D made the film worse. I reckon it did with Alice in Wonderland too.

I really can't be arsed with 3D
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

3D works in Avatar
But not in Clash of the Titans.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

yeah, it did work in Avatar
but I still think I would have enjoyed it the same amount in 2D. I can take it or leave it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Agreed
It's a fad, in my opinion.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:34, Reply)

if anyone I know buys a 3D tv I will mock them mercilessly

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

She's a gorgon, yes
the Titans were the precursors to the Olympians (the current/well known lot of Gods)

Chronos is probably the most well-known.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

did any titans feature in the original film?

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Not seen the original or the remake

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

the original is awesome
I'm assuming that there aren't any titans in it though, as it has the usual gods, a few gorgons and some fishy thing they call the Kraken
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I left in Seabiscuit
BOOOOOR-ING
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'd never go and see something that looked that fucking dull in the first place!

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

A friend took me.
She realised her mistake.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I read that and I hear "she's dead now"

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

She's at Oxford, she may well be for all I hear from her!

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That's a fair point
I really do fail to see what their appeal is, and yet for some reason they are lauded by some as one of the pinnacles of modern rock music. (Which might explain why modern rock music is so shit) And who decided "The Edge" was a good guitarist?

But whenever I get angry about that, this usually calms me down. _{(I was in the audience of this performance. Woo.)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Parading round with a blindfold with the crescent moon, the Shield of David and the Cross on, too
I can't remember what he got it to spell out, but it was "Christian, Jew, Muslim, it's True"

OH FFS
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:11, Reply)

I hadn't heard about that one...
But it has just made my blood pressure skyrocket and my right eye do that juddery-twitchy thing.

WHAT A COCK.
_{(Everyone knows Scientology is the one true faith!)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

The Manchester Scientology office
is very close to my office. On warm days they stand on either side of the pavement so you have to walk between them to pass. One of them confuses you with pleasantries whilst the other tries to give you leaflets and herd you inside for a personality test. It's quite sneaky, they stop you and then because you're blocking traffic, you automatically move towards the entrance.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

If you go inside
Recreate the lobby scene from The Matrix. Please.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Haha I so want to.
I told them I was already a member of a cult and I'm not allowed to talk to other cults.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Nice answer!
I've never met any Scientologists, but I am strongly opposed to their practices.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

a group of people were standing outside there a while ago and they handed me a leaflet
so I practically threw it back at them in disgust and stomped off. On my way back I realised that they were protesting against scientology and I'd just made myself look like a massive scientologist.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

They also hide out under the food court opposite Boots
I texted my friend to let him know they were there, he said "Ask them about Mudkips. They might know about them. Don't bother anything like Candlejack though, that's pre
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I hate the Shelter guys who hang out there,
they get you in their sights and you're like a rabbit in their beam, you can't avoid them.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I grin and say "You have to be 20 don't you?"
They look awkward and say "It has to be 22 now..."

lollittle
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

there's an age limit?
I never knew that. I'm totally using that as my excuse forever, even when I'm obviously 73.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Something about credit cards or something I never listen
I had a 20 min conversation with a lovely Jamaican gentlman on my road. I gave him a cigarette and he told me all about how he hates people who don't inhale. As do I, and then we talked about other shit.

It was lovely.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Unfortunately I was there
I was incredibly bored, and 16 year old me would rather have been given the extortionate cost of the ticket in cash than go.

19-year old me has not changed that much, evidently.
Fucking Bono. He's evaded so many taxes he's taken exile up his own arse.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

You may enjoy this
if you hadn't already seen in on /board
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I don't generally go on /board
I enjoyed that :D
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

haha that's win
I've chucked it on my FB, but I'm not friends with you so I couldn't do the whole @ thing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

'salright
I'm not on FB
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

HAWKWIND

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Sparrowfart
I win!
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Ah but what do you win?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

A date with your sister?
.....please?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

what about a date with the mods?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'm up for anything
fussiness isn't one of my strongest attributes.

But seriously though, she must be pretty lonely, I'm genuinely offering to take her out
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I wish someone would take you out.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Me too
it gets awful lonely in the evenin' times
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:00, Reply)

So, you're fat, alone
and smug too?

I hope you die of etc etc
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

JOE DOLCE
Just so all the knobjockeys standing around discussing what a jolly good jape it is to be at a smelly outdoor festival, and waiting to hear "The Sweetest Thing," will have to settle for "Shaddap Yer Face."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

TUNE

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It should win awards...
...for keeping Ultrapox off number one.
Midge Ure - another twat.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Oh, he deserves a medal for that
As does Bob the Builder for stopping Eminem from being the christmas no.1.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Rolf Harris

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I am all for this!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He could either lead the Crowd singing with "Tie My Kangeroo Down",
Sadden them with "Two Little Boys", or just freak the fuck out of them with "Court Of King Caractacus"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

...or bore them to tears with led Zep covers.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Either way, we're all in support of the Wobble Board!

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

God yes...
...and still miles better than U2.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Awww
I used to take out one of the floors of my Barbie playhouse and use it as a wobble board when I was little. That and I used it as a rudimentary sledge for going down the stairs on!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

the King Caractacus one is in my head now.
It's going to be a long afternoon.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I would love to see Rolf live
he's a legend.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Saw him last year!
Plus he's already playing earlier on the friday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

srsly?
With him and Stevie Wonder, almost makes me wish I'd pre-booked being on the waiting list for putting my name down to request a ticket.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I used to see him
going into a working men's club on Seven Sisters Road a lot, when I was at college round there.

IT'S A TRUFACT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Semisonic? I love semisonic.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Third eye blind

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Will Smith

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Speedway

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

The fact that they cancelled...
...is not at all fair to the millions who refused to buy tickets this year in order as to avoid any chance of seeing/hearing the vile fuckers. I demand some form of compensation.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:30, Reply)

hah
very good point
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:32, Reply)

B*Witched - Irish and just as talented

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Or The Corrs.
Just as dull but with breasts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:35, Reply)

3 sisters and all
But it probably wouldn't look that good if they got on stage to find themselves looking out over a veritable wall of salivating men all with their hands in their trousers and gradually 'turning Japanese.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Did you watch This Morning with Richard Not Judy
with Stuart Lee and Richard Herring? They did a skit with the Corrs about how much they hated the male Corr. It was lolsome.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I haven't seen much RnJ
Got a linky?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I'm struggling to find one on youtube
although there are links to it, I'll try and find the exact time
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:48, Reply)

found one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Z_AJa9ZWs&feature=PlayList&p=D11D11E0A6D17D73&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=23
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Ta kindly. I enjoyed that
"...then the Man-Corr comes in and SPOILS IT!"

I may have to find a way to use that phrase more often in conversation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:59, Reply)

I liked "she's going out with Robbie Williams isn't she?"
"NO SHE'S NOT SHE LOVES ME!"
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Hay, boy, sitting in a tree, something something something with meeeee !
Oh man, that's some good pop going on right there.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I've got a house with a window and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Filth :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Bog-trotting, terrorist, ugly filth, and all.
The worst kind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:49, Reply)

My great uncle had a guardhouse at the entrance to his house
for fear of assassination.

He was a politician though.

EDIT just searched for him on Wiki. He was a really GOOD politician. He was Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in Ireland, then was appointed a Judge of the European Court of Justice. Fuck.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:52, Reply)

my sister went through a phase of wearing denim jackets with jeans
I mocked her.

She put C'est La Vie on repeat in her room. ON REPEAT. *sobs*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:58, Reply)

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