Of course it is
It was written by Phil "middle-management-twat-in-a-suit-pretending-he-can-be-a-rock-star" Collins
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I saw him on TV last week
and compared him to someone's dad who's come to pick them up from a party.

The fucking oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

oaf he may be
but he is also Zeus

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Almighty Zeus would never have settled for such an embarassing receding hairline

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

almighty Aegis-bearing

Come on, Crow. Get it RIGHT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:43, Reply)

*hangs beak in shame*
Sorry miss. I never did any Greek at school.
*twists toe about on ground in that funny way you tend to do when you're ashamed for some reason I've never understood*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:11, Reply)

It's ok, my corvine friend
I'll forgive you this time.
-narrows eyes- Now LEARN YOUR EPITHETS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:14, Reply)

There's a guide out there somewhere on t'interweb, called "How to Sing the Blues"
and whilst he's obviously a peddler of cheap, nasty '80s pop rather than blues, I think one point is universally valid.

"No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it."

Time to get the boot polish out, Phil
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)