What about smoke machines?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They go well with the glitter balls and the scatter cushions

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:54, Reply)

And dancing otters?
BTW Are you drugged or delirious with the joys of pregnancy?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Gearing up for puerperal psychosis.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Might as well start early.
How much longer to go?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Six weeks or so.
I'm hoping the temperature doesn't go above 21 degrees or so in that period of time. Yesterday was frickin' unbearable. I'm wearing flight socks to try and keep the swelling down. Not a great look.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Which of these is the preferable response to a pregnant woman re her appearance?
1. "You are glowing. Pregant women are so naturally beautiful."
2. "You don't need to look good when you're 'up the pole'."
3. "It will all be over soon enough."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:43, Reply)

1 and 3.
And don't do whale song impersonations when they get in the bath.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

They are all incorrect.
I got shouted at for all three at various stages of the pregnancy. The correct answer is that there is no correct answer.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:51, Reply)