don't be ridiculous
I look like a fucking spastic with straight trousers, as do a lot of people

bootcut is for women, so flares are the only option.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Skinny jeans are what you want, everyone looks good in those
Seriously though I suspect you've never found a decent pair of trousers to fit you if you think all straight legs look spastic.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I've been buying and wearing trousers for some time believe it or not
I wear straight trousers with a suit, which is fine

but when talking about jeans it is definitely better to have some bagginess over the shoe region.

I'm not talking massive volcano looking flares by any means. They don't have extra triangles of cloth sewn in or anything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)

fat legs in skinny jeans look like carrots

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)