The big fat cunt eats all of the other cunts
and in the final moments he has a truly titanic shit - a metaphor for the programme itself.

It's frightfully clever, donchaknow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You seem like a very angry person, Montgomery
'I hate lost, I hate Bowie, I hate U2 etc'

Have you considered pilates to relieve some of your negativity?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I hate pilates.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Well, who doesn't?
But I'm worried you might eventually suffer from an aneurism if you don't at least attempt to calm down a little.

If you fancy a backrub I know this girl, she's a bit of a midget and she's terrible at fellatio, but she's got a BTEC and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:06, Reply)

stop trying to pimp out becky

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Oi, that's nasty
I wasn't talking about Ms Jsbx, from what I remember she was fairly adept and enthusiastic when it came to that.

Apologies to Becky if she has any objection to this post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I object more to being called a midget
I'm 5ft9 ffs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I wasn't talking about you!
This girl was about 4'11", don't pay any attention to Strange Kristine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

She's not strange, she's totally hot
I would.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I'm sure that she's perfectly lovely
But there was a /talk-er called Strange Kristine, I think it may have been her but I'm not sure
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I dunno, but I still would

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:46, Reply)

hahahahaha too funny
It's YOU who is well hawt, innit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:48, Reply)

We could be red hot lesbinins together innit.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:52, Reply)