Please can someone help - [EDIT] potential spoilered, well I hope so
I only watched Lost a few times, I liked it but it confused me and I'm hopeless at remembering to watch TV rather than porn.

Please can someone explain what happened in the finale? I have heard a few things, were things answered, the internets is telling me conflicting things.

On another note should you or should you knot?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Perhaps you better put a spoiler warning on your opening thread
but everybody gets raped by a polar bear on heat. It turns out this is punishment for being unable to tell a coherent story.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Got to admire the huges testicles of the writers though.
Imagine pitching a series that required a huge budget and went on for fucking years:

'so how does it end. What's the actual story?'

'fuck knows - we'll just make some bollocks up as we go along - it'll be FINE. Just sign here, please'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:40, Reply)

A bit like those irritating Orange mobile adverts you get at the cinema
'It's revolutionary - the story is.. THERE IS NO STORY!!'
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:07, Reply)

It's fucking shit. and a complete waste of time.

Hope that hasn't spoilt it for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Tell him he's a cunt too
go on, tell him
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:38, Reply)

....you CUNT.


*chestbumps Al*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:40, Reply)

YEAH!
You tell him mutha fucka.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:40, Reply)

YEEEEAAAAHHH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:43, Reply)

The big fat cunt eats all of the other cunts
and in the final moments he has a truly titanic shit - a metaphor for the programme itself.

It's frightfully clever, donchaknow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:55, Reply)

You seem like a very angry person, Montgomery
'I hate lost, I hate Bowie, I hate U2 etc'

Have you considered pilates to relieve some of your negativity?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I hate pilates.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Well, who doesn't?
But I'm worried you might eventually suffer from an aneurism if you don't at least attempt to calm down a little.

If you fancy a backrub I know this girl, she's a bit of a midget and she's terrible at fellatio, but she's got a BTEC and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:06, Reply)

stop trying to pimp out becky

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:12, Reply)

Oi, that's nasty
I wasn't talking about Ms Jsbx, from what I remember she was fairly adept and enthusiastic when it came to that.

Apologies to Becky if she has any objection to this post
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I object more to being called a midget
I'm 5ft9 ffs
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:26, Reply)

I wasn't talking about you!
This girl was about 4'11", don't pay any attention to Strange Kristine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:38, Reply)

She's not strange, she's totally hot
I would.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I'm sure that she's perfectly lovely
But there was a /talk-er called Strange Kristine, I think it may have been her but I'm not sure
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I dunno, but I still would

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:46, Reply)

hahahahaha too funny
It's YOU who is well hawt, innit
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:48, Reply)

We could be red hot lesbinins together innit.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:52, Reply)

try wikipedia

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:12, Reply)

What exactly didn't you understand?
Spoiler















When each of them died they went to the waiting area in the church until jack died then they were reunited and could all move on together.

Except for walt and his dad because their contract said they were the wrong colour and had to go to a different waiting area. Rose was allowed in because she married a white guy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I don;t watch it, but this made me laugh
especially the last line

www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lostfinal2.png
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:28, Reply)