Those
are spectacularly bad, though, you must agree. A-level student poetry drivel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 9:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can think of only one worse example at present
There's a Human League song called something like "The things that dreams are made of" - look them up if you dare*. They're farcical.

*_{I know this because my sister had one of her ill-advised moments and bought a copy of Dare. I nearly disowned her.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Their 'The Lebanon'
has what is generally regarded as the worst lyrics of any song, ever - something about 'where there were some shops' or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Ahem
on the subject of godawful lyrics, I am forced to once again bring up the musical crimes of the Gallagher brothers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:09, Reply)

See the discussion above.
You would have thought that their manager...one of the band...possibly even their mum...might have eventually said,
"Noel, Liam...what the fuck is a 'wonderwall?' Oh, and Liam, darling, swaggering around like that just makes you look like a wanker. You used to be such a nice boy. Noel, your Dad and I have been talking and we've agreed you're a fucking shit guitarist. We've part-exchanged your guitar for a recorder. We know you can't play that either but hopefully it will be less obvious."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:16, Reply)

^this
Genuine officelol. Oh, the suffering that could have been avoided if you were the Gallaghers' Mum
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Wow.
Just looked those up.
Jesus...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:11, Reply)