I would be there in my role as assassin of Allah.
I'm not that much of a churl. I have enough to decorum (I hope) that were I out at a night where they played music I didn’t like, I wouldn’t spoil it for people by being petulant. I’d simply smile and cry inside, and prop up the bar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

or take your ipod/mp3 player along
go outside for a smoke and listen to some good music to fortify yourself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:08, Reply)

These are all good ideas
Next one's on June 5th Monty. I'll guestlist you, just to see the look on your face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:13, Reply)

take my what?
I have a steam-powered gramophone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:38, Reply)

bring it on a shopping trolley
a tartan one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I just stick it in the back of my bath chair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:58, Reply)

whenever I hear that
I think of Jane Austen and The Silver Skates
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I used to live round the corner from Jane Austen's house.
We knew the people who lived there - one day the chap came out of the bathroom to find a posse of Japanese tourists in his sitting room.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I hope he charged them for the privilege

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:29, Reply)