That's my criteria for Bert.
I'm here because I enjoy this place. I'm not sure I really understand the question.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So only Bert has to be funny then. That's ok then.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Ha!
That almost sounded like you were defending me, Becks.

The fact is that OT is more of a chatroom than a humour forum on a sick joke website, not that I'm complaining, but you know... I'm sure I had a point a minute ago, but I lost it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:01, Reply)

NEVER
At least there's no more cunting HSH. That was a major sticking point for me on here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:07, Reply)

That was a major sticking point for me on here
even though I was a prime instigator... in the good old days, of course.

Go on, admit it, you miss the days of cakes and internet tea. Go on go on go on!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Get fucked Northern Monkey
We'll have none of that sort of shite thank you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Tea?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:12, Reply)

fucker

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:19, Reply)

Ooh, grouchy.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again in October though.

*pimps bash yet again*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Hurrah for bash pimping
I think it's the only one I'm going to this year other than the wedding
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I am honoured and humbled :)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I love that after weeks of me fighting it
You came along and wiped HSH threads out while hardly trying, but if you look at the first few pages of OT, who was it starting all the HSH threads.....?

Hypocrisy, thy name is Becky! You're awesome, you are
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I know I am
But they were good and interesting then though. Not when they continued waaaaaaaaaaay too long though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:23, Reply)