A genuine apology is offered, I know I'm not helping.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Eh?
You're alright, Noel.
I'm out of order and you're correct about me not being funny. I'd leave again now, but something's keeping me here, I just don't know what
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:58, Reply)

That would be me.
I've seen the way you look at me.

Or it could be that squint you have.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:03, Reply)

You're a sexual tyrannosaurus
I'd tear you apart like a woolly mammoth in a Zorb
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I'm more like a slagosaurus

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 May 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I had a saggysaurarse once
It's what happens when you curry a bag of fridge magnets and eat it whole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Sorry Bert, but you are funny
But more than that, you're a breath of fresh air.

In a slightly fetid sort of way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Oh, you dick
Why'd you have to ruin the internet for everyone?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Because I can

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 May 2010, 21:31, Reply)