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You're going to make him jealous
That you and Dj get to meet me before he does, and potentially put me off meeting any other b3tans ever.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46,
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I'm going to make him jealous
because I have social skills and have been known to talk to women and not ejaculate in my pants.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48,
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Not all the time at least
I've seen your cum face more times than I'd like.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49,
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You're a woman??
You look very manly on facebook.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:53,
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No, I'm a bloke, but Al's eyesight isn't that great
At least that's his excuse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54,
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That's why I get it in your hair
and also why you have such a great mohican.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54,
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It is rather glossy
And resilient to wind and rain. However I headbutted a lass a while back and now she's pregnant.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56,
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That could be a complicated paternity suit
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57,
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I'm just hoping she squats out a mini cavalier
Then I'm all in the clear.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:58,
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No, I just like to stand next to him while I masturbate.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54,
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You must have a really curved cock.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02,
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