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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This morning the cleaner told me I shouldn't walk to work with wet hair as I will catch a cold. This is bollocks, but when I said that to people at work about half of them insisted it was true.

What old wives tales do you believe/are you utterly shocked by the retardedness of other people believing in?

Alt Q: If you discovered a planet what would you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:28, 200 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)
I'd call it psychochomp
that's an awesome name for a planet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:30, Reply)
that's weird, the front page says there are two replies, but there is only you.
What characteristics would the Planet Psychochomp have?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
have you got anyone on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
JMG obviously,
he's going to love that.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE SOMEBODY ON BLOCK. BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT AMONGST OURSELVES.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
haha whoops, rookie mistake.
Yes I do have him on ignore, he is tiresome. I didn't think he came in here ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
He can talk about you behind your back now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
meh.
I can't see it so I'll pretend he's saying I'm really pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
He's right here,
you're very rude.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I'm pretty sure he racks up ignores like war medals.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
He's posted this for you
www.b3tards.com/u/2d626fc2ef538fd04a30/windowsslap.gif
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I don't really get that

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I dunno, you don't get to choose the characteristics of something you discover
silly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I know that bitch
but it's your hypothetical planet, so what characteristics would you like it to have?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
A mass of 5.976e+24 kg
An equitorial radius of 6,378.14 km
A rotational period of 0.99727 days
a mean orbital velocity of 29.79 km/sec
A Visual geometric albedo of 0.37
an atmospheric compositiong of Atmospheric composition of, Nitrogen 77%, Oxygen 21%
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
*snore*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
With the remaning 2% of the atmosphere
being the endless hot air that you spout
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
no
Argon (Ar) 9,340 ppmv (0.9340%)
Carbon dioxide (CO2) 380 ppmv (0.0380%)
Neon (Ne) 18.18 ppmv (0.001818%)
Helium (He) 5.24 ppmv (0.000524%)
Methane (CH4) 1.79 ppmv (0.000179%)
Krypton (Kr) 1.14 ppmv (0.000114%)
Hydrogen (H2) 0.55 ppmv (0.000055%)
Nitrous oxide (N2O) 0.3 ppmv (0.00003%)
Xenon (Xe) 0.09 ppmv (9 × 10−6%)
Ozone (O3) 0.0 to 0.07 ppmv (0% to 7 × 10−6%)
Nitrogen dioxide (NO2) 0.02 ppmv (2 × 10−6%)
Iodine (I) 0.01 ppmv (1 × 10−6%)
Carbon monoxide (CO) 0.1 ppmv (0.00001%)
Ammonia (NH3) trace
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
god that was boring.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Science is interesting,
and if you don't agree you can fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Science *is* interesting.
It's just you that mind-numbingly dull.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I'm pretty dull, yes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
this sudden agreement confuses and angers me!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
He's too dull even to argue with me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
You enjoy me arguing with you too much.
Agreeing with you annoys you more.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
when you agree with me
it makes me feel bad, like I've hurt your feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I'm very sensitive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I agree with chompy
I'm sorry everybody else. I will go and jump off a roof straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
It is interesting
but that post was really uninteresting.

It's like having a science teacher who makes you hate science because he sucks all the fun out of the cool and interesting stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
I was only agreeing with the science is interesting bit.
When I teach science, the little gits are awestuck with my interesting experiments.

And the occasional swear word that slips in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
we had a physics teacher in 1st - 3rd year
who made shit cool.

But 4th and 5th was a total nerd loser who sucked the fun out of everything, even rainbows. Seriously, he made the idea of a rainbow really fucking boring.

The thing I remember about the guy in first year though was that he was so fucking hot.

Where's Darth Foxtrot, he'll understand, this teacher totally looked like the teacher out of Glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I only do it to help out a friend who is a pucka teacher.
I don't mind it when I start smouldering, and the kids love it.

Health and safety be damned to oblivion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)
*fucks off*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I know
I was being facetious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
hahaha
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
for fuck's sake
say something fun like "is made of marshmallows lol yay!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
*something pointlessly asinine*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
no,
it doesn't have to be silly, it could be interesting, like entirely made out of water.

Misery guts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I'm not much of a loller.
Plus an earth like planet would be the most important and interesting thing ever.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
true
and everyone should be blue and have an affinity with nature and fly around on pteradactyls.*

*I actually agree with you here, but I wanted to call you an Avatar fanboy to annoy you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
OMG
Does PsychoChomp love Avatar? Does he write Avatar slash fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
oh I do hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
*And then she got down on all fours in front of him, facing away, her blue skin reflecting the light from those weird bioluminescent plant things*
*Looking over her shoulder to him, she winks one big yellow eye and shakes her smurf ass at him, saying*
"Use some of that pterodactyl spit as lube, I need you in my ass right now! Go slow, and use your ponytail tentacle feeler thing to tickle me clit while you rail me."
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Hello! Don't think I've met you
Happy Candle Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Hahaha,
I've not seen the film, but this is probably better than it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Trust me. It is.
It's already got a more interesting plot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
'Lavatoire' is my review.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
*And, after what seemed like days, he spunked a torrent of man-filth into her
which could only be analogised to the Hoover Dam collapsing.
*Seconds later, he caught his breath, wiped his cock on a strand of creeper, then whipsered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Damn, you've gone several better than me!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Couldn't have finished it without your beautifully executed setup, dear boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I would make a basketball or football analogy
But I don't like most sports.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Everyone's got rapist's lips and a face of vaginal desperation

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Careful now
I once opened a small umbrella indoors, underneath a stepladder, whilst a not-quite-black cat wandered close to my vicinity. And look how my life turned out.

Alt Q: Vanessa Feltz.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)
haha what a burn
that's a pretty good way to immortalise an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I can vouch for the black cat thing
I had one walk in front of me and less than a month later caught bum-AIDS of a sailor called Cyril.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
^ POTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Pretty sure it is true by the way
It just can't be good walking around with a cold damp head.

Alt Q: The MaMoon
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Surely it depends on the weather?
If it's freezing cold then it might increase her chances of catching a chill. If it's raining then she'll have wet hair anyway. BUT, if it's warm and sunny then the wet hair might reduce her chances of suffering from heatstroke.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I do enjoy
when playing 5 a side football, the old run head under the cold tap. Mind you that is during sport.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I don't think so,
just because my hair is wet doesn't increase the chance that I will catch a virus. It's not like viruses will be attracted to the wet hair and zoom over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Allow me to explain, badly
as an amateur doctor, bugs thrive in damp conditions, especially damp areas of the human body. The head has numerous orifices for bacteria to enter the body - therefore a warm damp head is surely paradise for cold/flu causing bacteria?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I see what you mean
but it's the going outside bit that people specify that I think is wrong. My hair is wet for just as long if I stay in or go out, if I'm walking then my hair won't be warm and damp, it'll mostly be cold. Plus it's always the ends of my hair that are wet because the heat from my head has dried the roots whilst I'm in the house. So I don't think the chance of the virus entering my body is any higher when my hair is wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Fair points
I suspect that we're both speculating though and could do with a merry dose of scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
No
You're speculating, Kitty is completely correct.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
YAY!
I love it when people say that, will you say it again please?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Presumably you have
evidence to back up this bold claim.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Yes, it's called stop drawing shit conclusions based on wooley science
and show me some evidence that having cold hair leads to increased likelihood of infection. You can't, because it doesn't exist.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Hey I didn't say it was right BUDDY
merely stated that it might not be wrong. There is a difference.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I'm saying having wet hair doesn't make you more likely to get a a viral infection
you are saying this might not be the case, you are wrong. Having wet hair does not make you more likely to catch a viral infection.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:13, Reply)
Not even the slightest possibility?
I wasn't aware of that. I shall withdraw all past statements and bow to your medical expertise at once.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I love saracastic replies like this
They make me smile.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Also have a look at this
tinyurl.com/2v39gvs
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I'm going to have to rape you now

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I didn't see no
(!) signs!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
That cracking your joints will give you arthritis
It's bullshit. And I looooove cracking my joints.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Stiff rizla?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
It's a terrible affliction

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Argh!
I hate that noise more that any other noise ever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)
You are going to love meeting me
I can crack all sorts of different bits of my body.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I think we should all do it when she arrives.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You're not going to be in Donington.
Note that this is a statement, not a question.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
You're going to make him jealous
That you and Dj get to meet me before he does, and potentially put me off meeting any other b3tans ever.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'm going to make him jealous
because I have social skills and have been known to talk to women and not ejaculate in my pants.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Not all the time at least
I've seen your cum face more times than I'd like.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
You're a woman??
You look very manly on facebook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
No, I'm a bloke, but Al's eyesight isn't that great
At least that's his excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
That's why I get it in your hair
and also why you have such a great mohican.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
It is rather glossy
And resilient to wind and rain. However I headbutted a lass a while back and now she's pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:56, Reply)
That could be a complicated paternity suit

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I'm just hoping she squats out a mini cavalier
Then I'm all in the clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
No, I just like to stand next to him while I masturbate.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
You must have a really curved cock.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
It is a fact yes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
We can tell because there is no question mark at the end of the sentance.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I have to at times
Else it feels like they're seizing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
My nana wouldn't let me have a hot bath when I was on my period.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:35, Reply)
That's because you used to bleed all over her nice towels.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I really was a little bleeder.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
My mum insists that an hours sleep before midnight is worth two hours of after midnight sleep.

Alt: Cuntybollocks. Just for the amusement of making esteemed scientists and newsreaders say it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:36, Reply)
I've heard that before,
does something happen at midnight that makes time zoom forward? Is it the same thing that affects gremlins?

It always annoyed me in Gremlins how they said you couldn't feed them after midnight, but it didn't specify when it was then ok to feed them, because technically all time is after midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I think it was just a ploy to make me go to bed earlier.
Everything that is ever wrong with me is always down to either
a)Not getting enough sleep or
b)Not drinking enough water
according to mother.

I always wondered that. Perhaps sunrise?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:40, Reply)
If they wanted you to go to bed
surely they just put a man in your bed and you were there like a shot?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:41, Reply)
eyyyyyy
*Double Fonzy Thumbs Up*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Your logic is flawed.
1) I was probably about 11. I had no interest in boys whatsoever til I was 16.
2) It would only work with certain men.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Your post is a lie
1) you've loved cock since you came out of the womb
2) It would work even if said man had just died, as long as he had an elastic band round his cock.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:45, Reply)
I would hate to be found dead with an elastic band around my cock
There's no good explanation for that, plus, you're dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:46, Reply)
There are worse things to be found with around your cock when your dead.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Applebite?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
:(

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Aww, I kid, I just had to go with the setup

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
That's ok,
I just called you a woman further up.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I noticed.
We cool now?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Yeah, alright
*offers hand for shaking*
*whips hand away at last minute*
Oooo, too slow
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Oh, it's like that is it?
I'm sorta bluffing, I can't be all that nasty. You fuck emo guys, so I guess you're punishing yourself enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Haha yeah
It's a terrible burden I've chosen to bear.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I just want to shave the heads of most emo boys
And tell them it's not cool to wear cardigans or neon.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not talking the super emo here,
A nice little fringe, some skinny jeans and a check shirt is all that's needed.

I have no desire to shag an old man or a highlighter.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Skinny jeans don't fit real men who have real muscular thighs
And check shirts are for lumberjacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I wore check shirts before they were fashionable.
Proper flannel lumberjack ones. In fact, I've got one on right now.

And I'm not really a fan of lots of muscle.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nor am I
But my legs are a little developed from cycling. I tried on some trousers in Blue Banana, and couldn't fit my fucking legs in them. Stupid emos.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm also wearing a bandana,
I am that cool.

Haha, unlucky. I can't wear skinny jeans, I look like I'm tottering round on pins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I don't consider it unlucky
It means I don't look like I've got golfclubs for legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Fuck you.
Cardigans are awesome.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
No, they're really not
That cunt from Gavin and Stacey wears one.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Rob Brydon?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
No, the other one, Gavin
Him and the fatty star in that film Lesbian Vampire Killers, which is utter toss, despite having lovely lezzy ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:22, Reply)
it was pretty bad
although it did have some amusing bits.

Matt Corden? Or is it James Corden? James is the fat one. Anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Yeah, them
Cardigan-wearing, unfunny cuntholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
MY cardigans are awesome.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yuk! Even I wouldn't stoop to necrophilia, even if it was Jensen Ackles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:48, Reply)
You would if they were still warm.
You would view it as a shame to waste it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I would not!
You all overestimate me terribly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)

overestimate me know I like to have sex with

+ badly dressed emo kids
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Curses!
I cannot dispute truths like this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Just waiting for Psychochomp to buy a cardigan now

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Hehe this!
Or a check shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I own both,
I don't like them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:25, Reply)
The sacrifices one makes to get a bite at that apple, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
I don't see why everyone assumes I'm desperate to impress her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Because it's a cheap laugh?
That's why I do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think it's like TGB's vag
it started out as one comment and then got carried on.

It's like a Psychochomp hearts Applebite mini meme
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think its sweet

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
That wasn't what I expected you to say.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
If it means you wont be slobbering on me whenever I see you in public, then yes I mean it

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Does this mean I should wear a raincoat to the bash then?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Preferably not just that
But it is advisable.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Layers. Lots and lots of layers.
All waterproof.


And jizz proof.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Look as ugly as you can when he approaches. This advice will stand you in good stead.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Right.
I'll do my very best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
that's more the sort of thing.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:55, Reply)
ooh wordplay!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I was in two minds as to whether it was cunning word play
Or pure shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:31, Reply)
cunning
in a so bad it's good way
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:33, Reply)
You're too kind

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:35, Reply)
well I guess
Dean (not Jensen Ackles obviously) is technically dead so that's probably necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:52, Reply)
there's some truth in that because of the hormone levels and stuff,
but it's no where near twice as good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)
I doubt anyone can come up with a better name than Uranus.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:37, Reply)
It's true, they didn't think it through.
I would have thought that if a b3tan discovered a planet they would name it something like that just so important people had to say it and not snigger.

EDIT: exactly what Applebite said.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I don't know, what's your anus called?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:47, Reply)
Al.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Oh Em Gee!
That is unnecessary!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, Reply)
People who say they need a lie in "to catch up on sleep". Bollocks. It doesn't work like that.
Alt A: Pluto, just to fuck with their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I like your alt q answer
I can't think of anything suitably awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Oh I think this one wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Why doesn't it work like that?

(TheColonel, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
because if you have three hours sleep one night, having 15 hours the next night isn't going to make you feel less tired,
the best thing to be well rested is to have a routine and try and go to bed and get up at the same time every day, then your body gets used to it. That's what I've read and have found to be true, however, it does make for annoyingness on Saturday nights when my body starts shutting down for the night at 11pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:23, Reply)
That;s you getting old that is
I'm the same. And I'm wide awake by 8:30am at the weekends...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:26, Reply)
yeah me too!
and if I ever do have a lie in, I end up berating myself for wasting the day in bed when I could have been doing something productive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Same!
The Lady can lie in bed for hours, but thankfully she doesn't mind if I stealth out of the room at 9am and go do something in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)
my other half wakes up
and will try and sneak out of bed to get on the xbox before me, but he's never quick enough, mwa ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Ah, a lady who plays games too!
Mine's pretty much taken over playing Final Fantasy XIII, which she's welcome to as it bored me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:40, Reply)
We're currently fighting over Fallout 3
although annoyingly I haven't got as far as him because I have three jobs and I get scared of the supermutants in basements.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Fallout 3 is a fucking amazing game
Three jobs? That's excessive!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:00, Reply)
two of them are fun though,
teaching dance and making corsets :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:06, Reply)
In fact, I'm off to teach dance now,
laterz!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)
The 'wet hair will give you a cold' is bollocks...
...and is all based on Louis Pasteur's experiments with damp chickens and anthrax.
On the other hand being 'colder' than others (at a regular temperature) will give you a 10% increased chance of getting an infection.

Alt: Planet Rock.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Your mum's got a damp chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Hello Roota
Do I still have to be nice to you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)
nah, go for it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Oh. Because I don't think I can be nasty to you today
Unless you say something that's ripe for the mocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
She said that poor Baby P is wif der angles now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I fort it wuz babe p but it wuz a chiken feetus

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:20, Reply)
It's better than having damp anthrax.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Your mum 'choked my chicken'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Til it exploded and died

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:06, Reply)
*phones RSPCA*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:09, Reply)
^HA!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)
'it's the sure shot'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:32, Reply)
I knew I could rely on you.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:43, Reply)
Have you ever seen the video?
It rules with an iron fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Some dimwits
ACTUALLY BELIEVED that a change in government would genuinely make life in this country different from how it was before.

I mean how naive and stupid can you get?


*agrees with Nick*

EDIT Alt Q: 'The Planet Busi'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)
there will be no cynical political statement in my thread,
will your planet be made entirely of mahogany?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Indeed it will.
Instead of moons orbiting it, The Planet Busi will be circled by zephyrs which caress the onyx flanks of the planet, giving it the massive horn at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Like you didn't call it the Planet Awooga.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:38, Reply)

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