*And then she got down on all fours in front of him, facing away, her blue skin reflecting the light from those weird bioluminescent plant things*
*Looking over her shoulder to him, she winks one big yellow eye and shakes her smurf ass at him, saying*
"Use some of that pterodactyl spit as lube, I need you in my ass right now! Go slow, and use your ponytail tentacle feeler thing to tickle me clit while you rail me."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woah

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Hello! Don't think I've met you
Happy Candle Day!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hahaha,
I've not seen the film, but this is probably better than it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Trust me. It is.
It's already got a more interesting plot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

'Lavatoire' is my review.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:18, Reply)

*And, after what seemed like days, he spunked a torrent of man-filth into her
which could only be analogised to the Hoover Dam collapsing.
*Seconds later, he caught his breath, wiped his cock on a strand of creeper, then whipsered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Damn, you've gone several better than me!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Couldn't have finished it without your beautifully executed setup, dear boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I would make a basketball or football analogy
But I don't like most sports.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:17, Reply)