She's common as muck* by her own admission.

*'mook'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There will always be a problem then.
Sad, because you should be able to see through her lack of class and funny accent, and concentrate on her good points. Straining to be released from her see through blouse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:46, Reply)

She's fucking loaded
and seems to spend it all on expensive lingerie.

What am I thinking?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:50, Reply)

You're thinking,
how many ridiculous excuses can I make up to stop going for it.
So far I can count one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:51, Reply)

And it's only a problem if she speaks.
Which she can't do with her mouth full...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

She'd have me for fucking breakfast.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:53, Reply)

you certainly have a type.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Yes boss, What are you thinking?
Is it the thought of you meeting her parents?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 May 2010, 8:52, Reply)

The other way round.
My mother would disown me.

/complete lie
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:03, Reply)

When I met a "posh" ex's parents it was very hard work.
Thet still didn't like me after I thrashed them at triv. We split up soon after.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:09, Reply)