To counteract Brokencyde
have one of my all-time favourite records:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWIggaXycQ

Unbelievably the man behind it was Alan Hawkshaw, who you may also know as the wizard behind the Grange Hill theme tune.

Message ends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That "I'm Alive" song you linked to a while back
is now being used to advertise 5Alive. It's a good tune.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:06, Reply)

It's magic.
Shame I can never play it out again, as it's been on an ad. I always used to finish with it so a bit gutted.

Here's Tommy James & the Shondells' version - slower and more garagey, I like it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=byO-hhbv28I

By the way I am thinking of reviving my old Cock Rock nights in Wankditch. Might you come to one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Cock rock nights?
You mean... Hanoi Rocks and Poison and Ratt and Dokken and Van Halen?

I'd come.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:18, Reply)

In all truth it was more classic rock, 60s garage and psychedelia


....but please come anyway. I'll gaz you if I get it together. It's be in a bar/club in Kinglsand Rd that friends of friends have just taken over.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Even better
You mean AC/DC, Hawkwind, Blue Oyster Cult, Speedwagon etc?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Yup, a healthy dose of the above
Nazareth, Zeppelin, Motorhead, that sort of thing - and some of my more wilfully obscure sides.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

no it's just that the DJ is a cock.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Listen, I TOLD you, you can't play.
Not after you 'dropped' N-Dubz last time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, I'd be amenable to attending something like that.
Then I can say to the bouncers, "no it's okay, I know the DJ, No, I said I know the DJ, GET OFF ME I KNOW THE DJ, OWWWWW, OUCH, STOP KICKING ME! Oh GOD NO THE PAIN! PLEASE STOP! I KNOW THE DJ, PLEASE!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

LOOK I'LL PUT THEM BACK ON, OK?
IT'S ALL JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You don't half like some shite.
Then again it's more than outweighed by the good stuff so you are forgiven.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 13:07, Reply)

What on earth are you wittering on about, you wizened old helmet?
I only like good stuff. And Shaky.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

one of my all-time favourites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTbgwCq3BkE
Yes that's the same Snow wot did "Informer mi know mi daddy mi snow mi licky boom boom down"
( djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:12, Reply)

You've licked a few boom-booms down in your time, I'll bet.
Know this? You will like it, I think:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNoinJ0Xjh4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I know this not
I likey, have this in return
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUezm-6CQE
( djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8URilkuqg
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGCbgpIf3E
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*shakes head*

( djtrialprice, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:21, Reply)

head cock.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:23, Reply)

you fucking freak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)

OK try this then...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlgIjlS2siY
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:27, Reply)

I am a fucking HUGE cutty Ranks fan, have been for years.
Saw him at Dingwalls at one of Westwood's 'Live To London Jams' in about '90. The bloke is my favourite 'chatter' of all time. Him and Dr Alimantado.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:31, Reply)

"Slam! Duh duh-duuuh!
Let the boys be boys."
Now that I think of it, Onyx were a bit homoerotic.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:14, Reply)

'Throw Ya Gunz' will always be a fucking classic, benders or not.
The lyrics speak to my soul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:22, Reply)