Yeah, but if you get hot and sweaty and stuff like that...
I hate falling asleep when I'm like that.

Not that I sleep with people after I've shagged them :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You would if you were a bloke
It goes something like:

Ejaculate
Pull out
Turn over
Fart
Fall asleep

Within about 3 minutes. Unless I make a concerted effort to stay awake.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:18, Reply)

You forgot
"Maintain a low level of unconscious flatulence throughout the night, which you'll be told off for the following morning."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Very true
I sleepfart quite well, apparently. One of my mates first told me that when we shared a room in a youth hostel.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

And this ^
It's all hormones and chemicals innit, makes us menfolk very sleepy after blastoff. Please keep that in mind when you suddenly want to talk about what Deborah said to you at work today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I don't suffer from that
I don't sleep well, so even sex doesn't make me sleepy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

that's why you need a post-coital smoke
to all you to cool off.

also, I've got a water meter, if I had a shower after every time I had sex I'd be broke. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

*looks around for someone to high five*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Shut up and eat your croissant, there's a good boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've not slept with a smoker
but I imagine post shag fags would be great
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

they really are
even better is lying back with your shaggee and sparking a joint in bed.

bliss. no smoking in my house though :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The person I'd most likely sleep with next if all goes well
doesn't think smoking suits me.

Then again, he's known me since I was 14 and innocent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

pfft
smoking suits everyone, as long as they look like they are comfortable holding a cigarette.

also, it makes you look cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Lots of people have said they don't like to see me smoke
As in, at least 10.

I still do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

why have they said that?
and did you tell them to find their damn business?

I've been told that smoking suits me. not that I really smoke cigarettes any more...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I laughed and took another drag

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

good girl :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

But kissing a lass who's just smoked
Is fucking GRIM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

never found that
even before I smoked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It tasted how I imagine licking an ashtray would tase like.
Plus she was a bit of a minger, I was young and hadn't formed much in the way of standards by then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)