It was only revenge for when he jizzed on my belly
and then smushed it all around like a kid in paint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I love doing that!
From a scientific point of view, of course. The rheological properties of jizz are quite interesting.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I don't understand how water makes it stickier
and harder to get off. WHAT THE HELL?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

You have to emulsify it with soap to wash it off
It's designed to be sticky, so it hangs around inside your fanny long enough to let the tadpoles swim for the winning post.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I find even washing with soap leaves a slight film of it on the skin
I've been advised the best way is to tissue off the bulk of it (apologies for using the word bulk there) and then wash the skin with soap and a bath puff thing or sponge.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I find tears are the best for washing off semen
Especially the chunky, chewy bits.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:37, Reply)

oh ew Lab, just ew.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Thought that might get that response

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Perhaps your bloke produces particularly tenacious jizz!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

yeah it's like go web go shit.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm totally going to Zorro my mrs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:29, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)