I'm mostly horrible and bitter
But this week I made up with Becky, and even though I'm still wary that the whole thing is an elaborate trap, I'm glad that we put our differences aside and realised we were both human.

/Gay
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:26, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you had therapy or something?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Electric Shock Therapy hopefully.
On his fucking nads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:34, Reply)

I simply don't know what you mean
How cunning and evil do you think I am?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Is it:
a) Somewhat cunning and evil
b) Considerably cunning and evil
c) Very cunning and evil
d) OH HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN IT'S LIKE ALL OF MY NIGHTMARES IN HUMAN FORM
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:38, Reply)

But I didn't even have a cunning and evil plan though.
I do now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Empty house LoL.
You? Human? *Clutches sides*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 May 2010, 16:00, Reply)