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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you got an allotment?
If not, maybe they'd be content with a couple of courgettes.

Fucking students, always trying to ponce free food.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:20, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Oh I'd forgotten about that kind of marrow

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:21, Reply)
The Supreme Crow will happily remind you
given half the chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:22, Reply)
O_O
I'll break his limp wrists.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:23, Reply)
...with a cocktail stick....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:29, Reply)
HE'LL NEVER TOUCH A COCK AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:35, Reply)
HE'LL FIND A WAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I guess you're right
it must be pretty hard giving a handjob with his hands flopping around anyway. Having casts on them might make it easier
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:41, Reply)
homedrunklol RIGHT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:51, Reply)
he might never touch a cock again
but what's wrong with his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Giving a blowjob hands free is quite difficult.
Especially undressing your partner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Crow's partner can undress himself
and the casts can provide support. He's skilled enough to deal with the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:55, Reply)
Also, supporting yourself on your hands and knees while being buggered
He might find that difficult.



OH GOD WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:56, Reply)
which is why he'll be on his back
more difficult but more loving.

We're impugning a good man here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:57, Reply)
I think I want to blind my mind's eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:59, Reply)
or videotape it
and sell it to supplement your degree
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:00, Reply)
what's NOT wrong with his mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:05, Reply)
Yank his teeth out with pliers, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:06, Reply)
HISTORY WILL THANK YOU FOR IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:14, Reply)
Is that what his boyfriend's called?
Odd name.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:20, Reply)
it was his prison name

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:22, Reply)
You'll be History's!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:26, Reply)
I'm sure you know better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:14, Reply)
-takes a bow-
-makes sure she doesn't bend over too far, for fear of marrow-shaped retribution-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:53, Reply)

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