i suggest
abandoning agent provocateur in favour of jewellery. i am happy for you to practice your gift-giving skills on me - i am generous like that.

fuck me, i am writing an article on contentious issues in green leases, is there a worse way to spend a bank holiday? seriously??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I spent a good chunk of yesterday writing a 7 page caselog on a dog's cryptorchid castration if that helps?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)

we should so swop articles
before handing them in
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Mine is electronic submission, so they already have it :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I spent the morning cleaning my flat
only to find it still looks like a dirty record shop, so I gave up and have watched 6 hours of Nazi Hunters instead whilst quaffing Sangiovese di Romagna as if it were water.

My kidneys hurt.
*SADFACE*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)

i might put you on a compulsory detox
i mean, i have no authority or right to do that, and no way of knowing if you are complying. but you know. i am a lawyer, so i do get to make the law, and therefore you have to do as i say. and you have to love it, bitch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)

*obeys, tremulously*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)