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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Woo, I've found that I can access my gazzes on here, merely by archiving the 5000 odd gazzes I had received.
What have you found you now have access to by deleting or archiving stuff that you didn't need?

Alt Q: What colour are your pants today?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 16:44, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
The back of my shed
Alt Q: Light blue.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 31 May 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Turquoise

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 16:57, Reply)
my spare room
now occupied by my latest cat.

Alt Q - dark red
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 31 May 2010, 16:58, Reply)
white with pink dots
If anyone mentions podka dots I'll stab them.

5000 gazzes? And you deleted Edmund's cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:01, Reply)
that was the smallest gaz of the lot

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)
POLKA DOTS? Or podka dots?
Well I am a girl, ONLINE. I've archived them all. I want them to create a search function like the google one so I can find the gazzes I want.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:08, Reply)
the "podka dots" thing is a meme from talk when two members had a naughty discussion
on open board.

So "my knickers are red and they have podka dots on" seems to be a standard reply to something about knickers.

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=podka
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Yeah I know

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Oh I thought you were correcting my spelling of podka

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Nah, just messing with you :D

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:24, Reply)
I get confused easily :(
Are you a /talker? I can't remember and can't be arsed chekcing out your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:27, Reply)
I flit. I prefer /links though

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I'm avoiding /talk for a while, for my own good.
Plus I missed this place a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:36, Reply)
It's probably for the best. There's a whole other internet out there afterall.
This is just the place where the special people hang out.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Yeah
"Special".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)
The floor in my room
And dark blue.

Freshly clean today I might add.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:20, Reply)
I found my printer by moving stuff
my pants are red white and blue
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:42, Reply)
black with a red lace trim
and every time i lift something on my desk this afternoon i find some other bastard overdue piece of work underneath it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I have 'archived' about 300 old magazines into a cupboard today
and find I have a detailed chronological record of the development of British graffiti between about 1995 and 2004.

I know - lucky old me.

EDIT black D&G shorts, bender that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:48, Reply)
I get the Economist, Spectator, The Week
and Private Eye and the amount they build up to is truely spectaculor
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Ah the Week
I would have no idea what the world is without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:51, Reply)
That explains why I know zero about the modern world.
I only get Classic Rock magazine...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)
do they really go under tweed dungs?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:51, Reply)
LIKE A FUCKING DREAM, Rachel....
...a fucking dream.

The thought of wearing £30 pants whilst outwardly looking like a 1970s roadie amuses me, for some stupid reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:53, Reply)
what sort of a dream, monty?
the sort that makes you all sweaty and screamy?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:54, Reply)
a dream of PURE AKABUSI.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:57, Reply)
awooga
i can't bring myself to use the word fanny though. call an arse an arse, i say.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 17:58, Reply)
It's not a term in regular use in Boyce Towers, I must admit.
Might you be convinced into attending my next curry jaunt? I think you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:04, Reply)
curry jaunt?
please to explain?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:07, Reply)
It's a time worn ritual.
Monty invites a load of b3tans round, and then proceeds to turn them into a vindaloo. This is why some b3tans are never heard of again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:16, Reply)
Don't give me ideas.
My brother and I are enthralled by the antics of 'The Crossbow Cannibal'. I'm also watching a great doc on Mengele RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:19, Reply)
Whitechapel-based B3ta low-key dinner engagement
arranged by me. They're remarkably civilised, despite my best efforts to corrupt impressionable youths with cognac.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:18, Reply)
whitechapel
is only adding to the ripper-esque connotations of this.

but i am seduced and flattered by the use of the word "youth".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)
On a wholly unrelated matter,
I am so pissed I've just caught myself nodding along to the tune on the Weightwatchers ad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:27, Reply)
Big lols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
that is a total non sequitur
i have tried and failed to see the link apart from curry and calories. think i am reading too much into it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Yes, definitely come join us. Tayyabs meat is all of the win. Unless you're veggie, but I think others who have been were veggie also and still enjoyed it.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Others were veggie
and no longer are, due to the haunting meaty aromas*


*coming from my dungs.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:32, Reply)
I'm a shit veggie. Have been since my ex boyfriend forced his meat into my mouth.
AND I LIKED IT
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Oh you charmer you!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)
i am exceptionally fragile
today after an epic weekend. please kindly refrain from making me vomit. many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Had you slipped massive drugs into it?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:27, Reply)
I'm not that generous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:28, Reply)
Sadfuckingface.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
I vote the next one is after payday as I'll be skint until then. I'm paying for your dinner this time as well :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:28, Reply)
awwww thanks bex!!!!
(joking) how be ye??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
Pfft, you can afford your own dinner ,)
Good thanks lovely, starting a new job tomorrow. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
ooooh good luck! hope it goes well
well i am at work now, so..... but a great weekend ta!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Cool, glad to hear it. Also thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Up to her elbows in other people's animals, I should wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)
Nah, not working today :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)
I'm not working all week.
Ha! And the forecast looks reasonably good, so I'm thinking some nice walks in the hills with the dog.

And possibly a funeral; not so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
Awesome stuff
Well not the funeral so much, but I'm sure you can find a way to put the fun in funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)
My mum's ex-bloke's partner.
There has to be a postmortem first, so it might not even be this week. If it's not I probably won't be able to get time off work anyway. I barely knew her, only met her on a handful of occasions in the space of 19 years, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)
So it's not really the end of the world. This makes me glad.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Nah, not really.
She was a nice person though, so if I can go I will. Don't know the details but it might have been emphysema; she was a heavy smoker and permanently hooked up to an oxygen cylinder for the last few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)
Sounds like my aunt. She still smokes with the cylinder attached as it gives her a better nicotine high
facepalms
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:58, Reply)
As you wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
It's only fair I reckon.
I'll let you know when I get paid. I feel the need for tasty dry meats and Mango lassi.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Oh Christ
I read that as 'mango Akabussi".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)
*Busi-style hearty LOL*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:51, Reply)
I'm abroad from Thursday til the 18th or 19th anyway.
Let me know when you have cash and I shall assemble the Mongol Hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Cool, it'll be around then that I get paid, either from the last job or the new one.
Ooooooh, are you gonna fuck your ex?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:57, Reply)
No.
I have my sights set on another.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:00, Reply)
I've missed this. Is she hawt? Hawt enough to stop you from fucking the mother of your child?
If so then you're a good man. If not, then hell we all make mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:01, Reply)
She's got magnificent chest conkers, apparently.
Earns a ton in the porn industry and spends all her cash on obscene lingerie. What's not to love? Apart from the hailing from Middlesbrough bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Ouch, that Middlesborough accent's got to go

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)
She's fucking great
but is from Middlesbrough and a bit scary. I have known her for years and she genuinely doesn't appear to be a mental.

I'm best off on my own I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)
Well see what happens, if it works out then great, if not then you wont have to listen to her accent until your ears bleed.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)
How's that going, Monty?
Any joy yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)
Fuck all, old bean, fuck all...
(I'm too chicken by a long chalk)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:08, Reply)
Want me to put in a good word for you?
I can use my Northern Connections and stuff. She'll be munching on your cock before you can say "Bowie? I don't see what all the fuss is about, frankly".

Oh, on a tangent, we went to see a band yesterday that does rockabilly covers, including a rockabilly Ace of Spades. It was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:15, Reply)
Magic!
my love of rockabilly is only bested by my love of Motorhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, Reply)
Here you go.
Sound quality is pretty shit, mind, and you need to go about 1:25 in before it starts.

This doesn't do them justice, really.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8x3ffzQAKs
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:32, Reply)
I like this.
Rockabilly rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:34, Reply)
too fucking right
Here, have this repost:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LELD_V8ZvHw
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:44, Reply)
That's really quite incongruous.
And yet warms the soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:55, Reply)
i thought we weren't going to tell anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)
DAMN YOU, DIONYSUS
for you have loosed my tongue like one of Artemis' darts.

(I think I should go to bed)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:07, Reply)
the greek names confuse me
i did latin, not greek. although, in all fairness, that confused the fuck out of me too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:13, Reply)
White, yellow and brown.
All my own work.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:10, Reply)
peurile super-LOL majesty

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Thank you, sir.
One tries to keep the tone down, dontcha know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:22, Reply)
Find your level
then dig beneath it, that's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:03, Reply)
Music I'd forgotten I had on iTunes
So I'm listening to that and buying some new stuff - I'm going to have my iPod strapped to my ears all summer.


Black and white leopard skin print with hot pink lace.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:12, Reply)
My spare room
Now it's a proper bedroom that is cosier but not as pretty as my actual bedroom.

I'm wearing black knicks, but I've just bought some fabulous Janet Reger fancypance and brassiere.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:21, Reply)
Oooo!
There's nothing like having a new bf for getting the urge to buy fancy undies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:22, Reply)
I always found the pressure
to successfully buy them for exes unbearable and most unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, Reply)
it's not hard surely
just note their size
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)
More of a 'style' issue than an 'ability to read' thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)
Just remember that women like to buy their own crotchless knickers.
You'd be better sticking with white and frilly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
hmm
with to

did i do that right?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Perfectly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
excellent
it was my first time
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)
I can't wear white and frilly
Unless I'm wearing a white and frilly top.
It reminds me of my communion day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
just tell them you only like commando
job done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)
I'd end up going out with Barry Bulsara.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
hey
you could do worse. i have.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)
And you'd be a very lucky man

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Buy something else if you don't like buying unders
Nobody likes a crap present that you didn't enjoy buying!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
^ wise words ^
right here. although. better this than spending a fortune on some ungrateful ingrate!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:35, Reply)
Aye
If he'd really tried his best, and they weren't camouflage pvc, you'd have to be gracious, thank him, and wear them for bedroom only.
Men don't understand the practicalities of making sure underwear is compatible with your clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:38, Reply)
yes
a lot of men don't quite get the "black bra, white shirt" phenomenon. this is only a good look if you are britney spears in school uniform 12 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)
Good underwear costs a fucking fortune too.
having endured the massive cringe-fest that is 'Monty in Agent Provocateur', leaving several hundred quid lighter ONLY THEN to have to watch them open the fucking gift, heart in mouth, is not my idea of fun.

/single
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:39, Reply)
You buy your girlfriends undies from AP?!
I'll introduce you to Amy. She'll love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)
i suggest
abandoning agent provocateur in favour of jewellery. i am happy for you to practice your gift-giving skills on me - i am generous like that.

fuck me, i am writing an article on contentious issues in green leases, is there a worse way to spend a bank holiday? seriously??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)
I spent a good chunk of yesterday writing a 7 page caselog on a dog's cryptorchid castration if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)
we should so swop articles
before handing them in
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:47, Reply)
Mine is electronic submission, so they already have it :(

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:49, Reply)
I spent the morning cleaning my flat
only to find it still looks like a dirty record shop, so I gave up and have watched 6 hours of Nazi Hunters instead whilst quaffing Sangiovese di Romagna as if it were water.

My kidneys hurt.
*SADFACE*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:50, Reply)
i might put you on a compulsory detox
i mean, i have no authority or right to do that, and no way of knowing if you are complying. but you know. i am a lawyer, so i do get to make the law, and therefore you have to do as i say. and you have to love it, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)
*obeys, tremulously*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)
You can get good underwear in much cheaper shops than AP
And that's not me in my usual Primark mode.
High street underwear is really improving.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)
ha, it's like that gretchen wilson song
"victoria's secret, yeah their stuff's real nice
but i can buy the same damn thing on a walmart shelf half-price
and still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on tv
no i don't need no designer tag to make mah man want me"...

i hate country & western music, but that song rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:46, Reply)
Hear hear!
*is currently sat watching BBC2 waiting for Queens of Country*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:53, Reply)
i will confess to a sneaking love of the dixie chicks
"i'm not ready to make nice..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:56, Reply)
I like the one where Earl gets murdered and wrapped in a 'tarp'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:02, Reply)
it should make your ears bleed
but actually it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)
Boxed-set of WWII documentaries it is, then!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Haha I know
He's gonna have me bankrupt!
Nah, to be fair, I needed a bra in this colour anyway because the straps will be visible with a dress I've bought. He might be the reason I bought matching fancy knicks though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:33, Reply)
You'll give him a big head
Pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Haha, sauce is always welcome here, Ms Letters.
Pun intended.

He's in Stockholm at the mo so I think I'm alright
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:39, Reply)
Yeah, you'll be reet love
Seen the popular page lately?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)
Oh yes indeed
Pissing myself in Alton Towers I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:44, Reply)
Awesomesauce

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)
I bought some support underwear
from Rigby and Peller. Hopefully it will suck me in so I look good in tight dresses
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:23, Reply)
White and they go up to my armpits.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:24, Reply)
belted, I hope?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:25, Reply)
Braces.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:26, Reply)
i have such an image in my head right about now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:28, Reply)
It's an image that makes me glad I haven't eaten yet.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)
You thinking of me in my knickers again hon.
I always get the lezzies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)
6 little words
"i'm not gay but i'll learn"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:30, Reply)
B3ta's own Tommy Walsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:29, Reply)
With a tool for every occasion.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 18:31, Reply)
I haven't worn white knickers since the 90s
I have some that I wear for bed, and some fancy white ones with black polka dots, but no plain white. I still have some with the label on from three years ago.
I think my soul is too black for me to get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:41, Reply)
if there is black leakage
you should worry about more than your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:43, Reply)
Guinness farts!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 May 2010, 18:45, Reply)
You know what, Becky, I really don't know what colour my pants are today, not without looking.
Do you really really want to know, because I can check if you do, it's not a problem, just say the word and I'll tug the top of my pants out from my trousers and peek at the colouring and then report it to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:20, Reply)
The public must know Gonz,

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:22, Reply)
They're black with a gray line around the waist band. I think they're George branded.
They're supportive in all the right places.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Do you find it easier to buy more underpants than was the existing ones?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:39, Reply)
speak English, bowah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:47, Reply)
You have said words, and individually I know what they all mean, but constructed in that sentence the meaning aludes me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:52, Reply)
Totally saying the word right here right now.
The bird is the word
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:25, Reply)
See the above for the awnser.
However, as I have just been in a situation where more than just the top is revealed, I can report there are 3 buttons too, black, sown in a criss-cross fasion.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:53, Reply)
I say!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:00, Reply)
I'm going for a lie down now.
Good evening to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:46, Reply)
Haha!
pished!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:54, Reply)
I am going to eat too much
since I forgot to sign up to the nice dinner everyone else is attending here. Noodles it is
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:59, Reply)
What nice dinner? If you mean curry then that's not til the end of June. You might get a bit hungry before that.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:00, Reply)
true
I mean the pheasant etc dinner that everyone in college remembered to go to
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 31 May 2010, 20:27, Reply)

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