I've missed this. Is she hawt? Hawt enough to stop you from fucking the mother of your child?
If so then you're a good man. If not, then hell we all make mistakes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:01, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She's got magnificent chest conkers, apparently.
Earns a ton in the porn industry and spends all her cash on obscene lingerie. What's not to love? Apart from the hailing from Middlesbrough bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 May 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Ouch, that Middlesborough accent's got to go

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)

She's fucking great
but is from Middlesbrough and a bit scary. I have known her for years and she genuinely doesn't appear to be a mental.

I'm best off on my own I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Well see what happens, if it works out then great, if not then you wont have to listen to her accent until your ears bleed.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:06, Reply)