I don't need money to buy loose men
and I think I've drunk enough this weekend to sink an elephant, but thanks, I'll add it to my excel spreadsheet of possible solutions.

Speaking of seals, did you watch Andre yesterday?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 8:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry, No. During my time off I was teaching the seals electrostatics,
I think Undercutting your sister would be a fun thing to do, but I'm a git, so probably not a good thing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:02, Reply)

She probably wouldn't hesitate to do it to me,
but I feel guilty about stuff like that. She is a bit of a bint sometimes and she was recently telling me how she could afford to keep that flat and buy another one because she and her boyfriend are so rich, so maybe I shouldn't worry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:10, Reply)

In that case, you must undercut her.
Just tell her she can afford it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

when she went on holiday earlier in the year she asked me to check her bank every few days to make sure nothing untoward had gone out
but when I checked it there were 5 different accounts, all with commas in them, so she obviously just totally wanted to lord it over me because my account is always red and angry looking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Like a vagina

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:21, Reply)

It's worth checking a vagina every few days to make sure nothing untoward has gone out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

haha
gross
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)