So, Ms Becky's starting her new job today
and to keep her busy I've spent the night in central London, stabbing kittens.

What are you, Becky's unwashed minions, doing to celebrate this momentous occasion?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:26, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gazzing her 5000! times.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

That's never enough
You need to up your game, sunshine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I'm glad to see you're both getting along again.
I can't wait for the inevitable public fall out, it'll be "lol"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

There will be no 'lol'
She's only after me cock.

Whoops, I done it again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

In all seriousness though, she's not really after my cock
We had something of a heart to heart, and although she's well aware that I'm an arsehole, she begrudgingly gave me a small portion of her respect.

I wouldn't mind mounting an expedition to go spelunking in her prawn canyon, though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I shall WOOP for her.
WOOP!
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

WOOP?
Gronk!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Offer my congratulations to her in her absence
and tear my teeth out in worry.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

TITS or GTFO

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Good luck beckyletters!
I has wine. I shall raise a glass to your new job!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

ooh
good luck becky!

(I shall celebrate by eating a chocolate digestive whilst pumping milk later.)
( ascorbate, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 10:58, Reply)