No question
I'm out.

Oh go on then, congratumalations. I used to live near Mons, lovely place
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's very pretty, isn't it?
Did you ever go to that party?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I was about 6 years old
My overriding memories were of the weather, the local pond and ducks, and the arcade machines in the bowling alley.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

mons +pubis

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that when they read 'mons'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

you are definitely not alone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I just thought "mountain"
FFS guys.

omnes crudi pueri estis.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

my first actual thought was of Olympus Mons on Mars
but then I thought of the pubic region
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

pubes (of which pubis is the genitive)
as an adjective means "full of sap"

Sadly it doesn't mean that in mons pubis, but that made me giggle.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I ONLY THOUGHT OF PUBIS

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I've been to Mons
and my one memory of the place is a street with two monuments. One marks the position of the front line at the beginning of WWI, and the other is where the line was at the end of the war.

They're about 100m apart.

Mons pubis however, is much more fun
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I've been to Mars.

Well, quite near. Relatively speaking.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Did it help you
to work, rest and play?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Indeed it did - bloody awful journey though.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

and the local pond IS lovely

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)