I was subtly referring to said Chompy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry, bit slow this morning
_{Having been partly gassed by the billowing miasma of BO produced by my students just now}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Hose them down

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Due to the lack of hoses (or, indeed, hosiery) in this office
I may have to do so with the kettle.

But then that might wash all the grease off of them and onto the floor, and we'll all slip over on the puddle of their grease when we try to leave the office and then we'll all be slipping and sliding around in this blotchy puddle of oily residue and the whole thing suddenly just seems too unpleasant to think about...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)