Oh dear.
Milton Keynes' concrete cows and generally concrete nature -- Dildo called 'Milton Keynes' must be concrete -- cf The Naked Gun: "...trespassing, breaking and entering, and sexual assault with a concrete dildo?" -- Brief fit of puerile laughter at desk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh god I hope it's well-sanded.
Unless he likes a bit of "rough"...

Fuck I think I'm going to be sick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Not sanded, else it won't get purchase
Saves him having to use sand as a 'lubricant'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:13, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*second-rate Michael Winner impersonation*
"Calm down, dear, it's just a sex toy for the hellishly deviant."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

oh fuck no
no no no no no NO don't you dare come near me with that concrete marrow.

If you and Chompy had a lovechild, I think it would be that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

...but I thought you were up for a bit of marrow donation...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Reading through the procedures
which would involve me being in hospital for 4 days, 3 nights, I still think the BONE marrow would be preferable.

Not being boned by a marrow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)