Guy I shared an office with got married
and invited me and our supervisor. Supervisor's new born sproglet went for the world's loudest scream competition entry right at the, "I blah blah blah take thee blah blah blah to be my lawfully wedded..."

Not happening at mine, they can put them in the kennels for the day (or whatever it is you do with babies).
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If it's you - then rape them

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I hate hearing babies scream at the best of times

( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You just tell people beforehand
"If it cries take it out."
That's just bad manners that she didn't take it out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

My friends have banned kids from their wedding
Smart move.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)

oh yeah, young children too
they're just as bad in completely different ways
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

his wife did take it out
but from the side of the church the screaming was still audible and there was a minute or so before it was actually out of the way. Stupid babies, no sense of occasion.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

at my brother's wedding my aunt, uncles and grandparents arrived really quite late
holding up the proceedings.

as soon as they got in the venue and settled in my aunt immediately started tutting at someone's kid who had a made a brief happy laughing sound.

stupid cow.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

I wouldn't know
I was the perfect baby, child, teenager and indeed adult.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

perfect architypal behaviourly disturbed, demanding only-child
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I only ever made one demand
and it was "Be aware of me", on a very boring Sunday afternoon.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Yeah yeah yeah
Right, I'm off to photograph the Stockholm Syndrome bank thingy for chickenlady.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

You mean you're off to take pictures of chickens
for the lady in the Stockholm bank.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)