What was it about?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

something about him not respecting her
then it desended to an hour of personal insults ending in her trying to punch him and missing and him pushing her on the floor.
Both seemed to think this was worthy of pressing assault charges.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

you should have assaulted them both
I've heard some great arguments in the street. Best comment was some bloke shouting "where have you been you slag?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I was going to say "you're both gonna 'ave to charge me wiv assault in a minnit!"
but I only thought of that about an hour after it stoped.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)

that is a crying shame

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I'm surprised stuff like that happens in such an idyllic town
as Milton Keynes. Surely everyone skips down the street hand in hand shitting out rainbows.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

We let some northeners in on tourist visas

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)

if you were hoping to burn me with that it won't work
I'm from Dorset.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:34, Reply)

meh, it'll piss off roota if she sees it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

If they were stupid enough to go to Milton Keynes
Then I'm glad we got rid of them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I was going to link to a 2 meg picture of MK then
from the tourism website, but I've decided against it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I bet the tourism website for MK
is your home page.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Until Deagostini make
"I Love Concrete Cows", anyway...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

It was about whose turn it was
to stand outside Chompy's all night annoying him.

The amount we all pay them, I think they should just do it with good grace, personally.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)