Smooth
I got dumped by my first girlfriend by a note passed by her to me through a friend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's harsh.
I genuinely didn't mean to do it and I feel really guilty about it, it must have been horrible. Especially since I just wrote "I don't fancy him anymore". And he didn't believe that it was an accident, nor did his mates and they pretty much hated me after that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I don't blame them
But I believe you when you say it was just a mistake. Still, at least you ended it abruptly!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I met up with him a few days later and tried to explain
about how we were really different and he was older than me so we wanted very different things, etc., and he just went "yeah, or you just don't fancy me anymore". It didn't go well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Well, you tried
A lot of folk wouldn't bother.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)