Breastfeeding her dog?
Christ on a turbo-charged Segway...

A friend of mine does a bit of modelling work, and her agent did once call her to offer her a job with one of these magazines - basically they made up a story, and she would be paid for a posed photograph with some bedraggled lesbian harridan who was supposedly her mother and sister and cousin and daughter, or something daft like that. I don't know what fraction of the stories have similar origins, but I suspect it's quite high.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was actually reading one of these mags the other day
someone had left it in the 'lactation suite' at work, so I read it whilst expressing. There was a lengthy article about ugly people using their sat navs to find dogging sites. I read it looking for a punch line, but there wasn't one. I'm hoping now it was made up.
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*picard facepalms*
I suppose you could use your sat-nav to find a dogging site, but surely you'd have to know where the dogging site was in the first place? It's not as if theres an extension you can download for your Tom-Tom called "Sniffer-Dogging" or something. And then it's no different to typing your friend's address into the thing. Or, heaven forfend, the address of a swingers party...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)