this is just too repulsive for words
I know this isn't links, but tough titty.
www.pickmeupmagazine.co.uk/real_lives/Pick_Me_Up_Real_lives_I_breastfeed_my_dad_article_298453.html

I'm off for a quick vomit now.

Alt Question: who would you like to breast feed you? Some big boobed sleb, or someone closer to home?
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:13, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I get this in my feed:
www.takeaweirdbreak.com/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

excellent
that will keep me entertained at work today!
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

awesome
that's going on Facebook.

I love that first line "what is it with people knobbing their own relatives at the moment?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I did have it on reasonably good authority that most of those stories are made up
Now I'm fairly certain.

Alt Q: I think I'm a little old for breastfeeding. I can think of plenty of people whose nipples I'd like to get my mouth/hands/man-milk on, but that's a different question, really...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

you have to hope really
did you see the one about the woman who was feeding her dog?
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Breastfeeding her dog?
Christ on a turbo-charged Segway...

A friend of mine does a bit of modelling work, and her agent did once call her to offer her a job with one of these magazines - basically they made up a story, and she would be paid for a posed photograph with some bedraggled lesbian harridan who was supposedly her mother and sister and cousin and daughter, or something daft like that. I don't know what fraction of the stories have similar origins, but I suspect it's quite high.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I was actually reading one of these mags the other day
someone had left it in the 'lactation suite' at work, so I read it whilst expressing. There was a lengthy article about ugly people using their sat navs to find dogging sites. I read it looking for a punch line, but there wasn't one. I'm hoping now it was made up.
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

*picard facepalms*
I suppose you could use your sat-nav to find a dogging site, but surely you'd have to know where the dogging site was in the first place? It's not as if theres an extension you can download for your Tom-Tom called "Sniffer-Dogging" or something. And then it's no different to typing your friend's address into the thing. Or, heaven forfend, the address of a swingers party...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I don't think
I could ever drink breastmilk no matter how attractive the purveyor.

Did anyone else think it was the obvious that the newspaper that gave her the idea was the Daily Mail?

Edit: thanks to your link Noel www.takeaweirdbreak.com/search?updated-max=2010-05-17T20%3A39%3A00%2B01%3A00&max-results=10 it has a snapshot of the article, and the printface is quite obviously Daily Mail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Holy shit
I realy want that to be a lie. I realy do. I mean, these kinds of stories, if they're true - there must be a point, probably reached when you're suckling your own dad that you get a sharp shocking realisation about how monumentaly fucked up you realy are. Surely most people having just had that reaction would move abroad, or just die out of sheer embarrasment, not sell their story to a fucking magazine?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

See my reply above.
Because let's face it, if that's a genuine, honest-to-god story then you really would weep for humanity, wouldn't you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Ahh yeah, didn't spot that before I posted.
And thankyou! The idea that most of those stories are probably fake restores my faith in humanity. Mind you, there's some seriously fucked up people around, so chances are something as disturbing and wrong and vomit inducing probably HAS happened at some point or another.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

reminds me of a FHM
article my room-mate showed me. Five weird confessions about what people had done. Readers confessing to incest, extreme knife-play, etc
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Weird isn't it?
I mean, if I was into that sort of thing, the last thing I'd want would be to tell other people, even annonymously.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Hahah ladder cancer.
I hope they didn't have to give him a workbenchectomy as well.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

*chortle*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:33, Reply)

That's odd
in my strange dreams my dreams replayed the bit of House where he takes a man's breastmilk and puts it in his coffee.

Odd the way the mind works.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Deeply odd
A bit like the dream I had the other night where I turned up to a gig without my bass and was telling the others, "don't worry guys, just find me a plank of wood, I can make a guitar body out of these slices of mango."

Freud would have had a field day...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I had a horrible horrible nightmare a couple of weeks ago- well not really even a nightmare
but very realistic and disturbing. Not nice.
I'm not surprised I was dreaming about hospitals, last thing I heard last night was a song about visiting family in a mental hospital...

How was your gig?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Yeah, it probably helps to listen to something more cheerful before going to sleep
I remember finishing reading Canticle for Leibowitz (which ends with a nuclear holocaust) before going to bed one night, and then subsequently dreaming about my own funeral.

Gig was really good fun - after having a chat with the others, it appears that the "house band" is not actually that formal. Apparently the guy who runs the jam asks one of the singers if they want to play the opening set and then picks a band for them. Nevertheless, very flattering to be chosen for such purposes and I had a good evening.

How's the revision going?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Surprisingly, the album is very uplifting at the end
We discussed it in another thread, it's all about continuing to live through tragedy. Doesn't stop parts of it being really fucking miserable. It's a great album, though- only thing I listen to regularly with "blues" in the title :P

Oh wow that's great! Did you do ok?
Revision has not started yet, as I'm still a bit sleepy and need to wake up. Then off to the library. Maybe.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Think I missed that thread - or possibly just forgot about it - which album would this be?
I think I did alright. Sounded good once the rest of the band had warmed up a bit and I got a few positive comments about my playing, which is always nice.

How's the waking up progressing?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah it was the student-shift last night
Eels - Electro-Shock Blues
The background to it


Good work that man. Do you think you will do it again?
Oh, and the waking up is not progressing at all. ARSE.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That is an amazing book
think I've recommended it twice on here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:52, Reply)

It is superb
Whilst I like science fiction, I must admit I have limited patience with a lot of it. Leibowitz, I think, is probably one of the most original books that I've read that broadly fall into that genre. There was a sequel, but I've heard it's disappointing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:15, Reply)

it's disappointing
compared to the first. But taken alone it is still a genuinely excellent piece of work.

But the first one is really fantastic. I still have my dad's original copy somewhere
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

The suckling
bit is pretty fucked up. But when she was expressing I suppose it wasn't so bad. I mean, personally it still icks me right the fuck out, but if you were dying of cancer and you thought it might help, wouldn't you try it?
Not so much cake or death as milk or death...equally though, if she's that desperate to save her dad, surely a bit of boobpain isn't so much to put up with if the alternative is having YOUR OWN FATHER noshing on your tits?
(berk, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:32, Reply)

BREASTS

( broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:44, Reply)

You don't like them do you?

(TheColonel, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Meh, they're alright

( broadsword, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I just read the article properly
and noticed they are americans. which explains an awful lot.
( ascorbate, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I'd drink milk out of Sophie Ellis Bextor's arse if she offered.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

got to be better than going near her weird face

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

People that think she has a weird face are just frightened of her perfection.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

perfection jug-shaped chin
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I like her
she looks like a kitteh!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

speaking of links
this just made me lol. AND it has a kitty.

www.etsy.com/listing/40432873/spring-sale-sphynx-cat-sweater-the?ref=fp_feat_7
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Would

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)