Is it too soon to post derrick bird photoshops?
I don't want to incur the wrath of /board
( Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't be such a woman
if you have an idea go for it, and if they don't like it just run away and cry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I'm sorry
You're right I'm being a woman
( Peej, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Women really are the lowest forms of life

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

you were at least quite funny before you went away
what happened?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

I got raped by a bearded guitarist
and it's made me unbelievably bitter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

yeah, we'll do that to you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Again?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

that depends

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I've been a very good boy recently
and I'll even pretend not to like it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:22, Reply)

there's no way you will like it
we've built up a profile of you and have a list of things that you are guaranteed not to like.

rogering you with a tin of beans opened with a swiss army knife for example
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)