Can't see the point of coloured condoms myself
Anyway, why not wash his hands before the wank. Perhaps it was handling the seeds made him horny.

I think he must be a student or something.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Possibly
but even I had better things to do as an undergrad than wonder what it would be like to poke chilli plants with my errant bell-end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I think they're taking the piss
'I got chilli on my cock' was one of those great QOTW memes like 'the ice cream van only plays music when they run out' and 'I took the duvet off and my mum had left a cup of tea on the dresser' and 'sometimes I like to rape babies with knives and eat faeces with a spoon'

Chortle!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)