I think B3ta would implode if that ever happened!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Flimmin 'eck!
Look who it darn well is!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Alright lovely!
How goes it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I'm good ta luv
I am happy with my parasol today, despite the mixed reaction on the city streets...

How is yourself?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'm good ta!
Are people asking you to twirl again? I'm sure its just a ruse so you can offer out Caramel waffers to kids again... am I right?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Haha, I'm on that register now :(
No, most people aren't impressed. I got a round of applause coming into work though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Aww well sod 'em
They don't understand that you burn like a... burny thing!

Work appreciates you, that's all that matters! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Tell me about the sweeties, Flim
I've missed your Haribo antics
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Alright!
Sadly the work Haribo has diminished in recent months so I’ve actually had to go out at lunch times and buy my own sweets, would you believe it! The good news however is that a Mr Simms Sweet Shop has opened up around the corner from where I work so I will never be too far from sweetie joy again! Huzah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I can't wait,
I should put it on bugs and features request.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Indeed.
Its a perfectly sensible request.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Maybe make everything I type twice as big as normal too?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:03, Reply)

and in colour
I see you having red text in a different font also!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I think everything he posts should be followed up by an automated reply
explaining why what he's said is funny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

FUCK YES
that would be awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:09, Reply)

But wouldn't the automated response just say
'Because he bloody is, alright'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)

"If you don't think it's funny it's because you're stupid"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 16:12, Reply)