Superhero names
My mate Daniel claimed "The Awesome" right off the bat. Our boss pointed and proclaimed "SANDWICH LADY" earlier, so that's her name, although she claims she was trying to do us a favour by pointing out that the sandwich-delivering lady had arrived. I have decided to dress all in white and fling a viscous, sticky substance from my wrists, much like Spiderman but without anywhere near as many useful applications. I shall be called... THE FWAP

You?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:11, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Walkinator.
My special power will be the ability to get to wherever you want, from wherever I am, at a steady 3.2mph.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Run away!!
wait don't bother a light jog will do
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:17, Reply)

It's probably more of a uselesspower I think.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

It's not that bad
One of my colleagues has been dubbed "The Psychiatrist" because of his (extremely tenuous) resemblance to Niles Crane. If he doesn't bore them to death his bill will bankrupt them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I would be called the The BOATING BASTARD

I would have a metal rimmed boater hat that I could throw at people, my stripy blazer would glow with energy protecting me from bullets and spilt Pimms and my deck shoes would have leather laces that shot out to trip and tie up bad guys and also to secure gazebos where necessary.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I misread that as...
B GL

Naked Ape Vipros
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

as some kind of anti anal rape skill?
EDIT: Oh...I thought you meant "metal rim"...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

An anti anal rape superpower might be really useful though
Probably only once in your whole life, but it'd be well worth it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:28, Reply)