RIGHT!
I can't be the only loser on here with nothing to do on a Saturday night, surely?

Talk about penises or boobs or something - I'm bored.

alt Q: What's the best pet ever? I want a pig or a rabbit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:48, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I got laid last night :)
Cats are the best pets ever!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:55, Reply)

are those two sentences related?
also congratulations, as long as the cat wasn't involved, in which case *bang!*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:02, Reply)

Nope, not related.
But the potential for awkwardness with my fishing buddy is huge. As was his willy. *smugs the fuck up*!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:10, Reply)

nice work!
big cocks=win!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:18, Reply)

You are right there
But the size is nothing if he doesn't know how to use it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:43, Reply)

that's where you can train them
up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:44, Reply)

Well yes,
What I mean is:

It's better small but playful than big and lazy (it rhymes in Spanish)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:48, Reply)

i need to know this phrase in spanish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:50, Reply)

Mejor pequeña y juguetona
que grande y perezosa.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:57, Reply)

I am going to use this as my status update on FB,
just because I live in California and a lot of my friends speak Spanish. (Latino Spanish)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:59, Reply)

Jajaja!
I'm sure they'll find it very funny!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:01, Reply)

OK, I've never done spanish
how's it pronounced?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Mejor pequeña y juguetona grande y perezosa
Rudimentary, but:

Mehore pekwunya hugwetona grand e perezosa

Correct me if I'm wrong, Ab!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:04, Reply)

i shall try and memorise this for when needed
thanks, both
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, Reply)

Like I say, rudimentary
based on me non habla espanol. However, living in CA, you learn to pronounce things in Hispanic (street names, that kind of thing).
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:09, Reply)

I wouldn't know how to write it phonetically in English
But yours seems pretty good, apart from missing the que.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:14, Reply)

Very good
You're missing the "que" between the 2 sentences, but very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, Reply)

Trust me, he knows how to use it.
:D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:57, Reply)

Then
I'm sure the size it's not so important. It's an extra, but a bit smaller one, well used, but be as good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:00, Reply)

I've crawled back from my night early
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Hi
I'm very drunk.

We had a very good day at the beer fest.

I've kissed at least 3 different people tonight (one of them a girl). I'm lucky mark doesn't mind me doing that.

How are you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:41, Reply)

so judging by you and amber1
other people were having fun :(

well, things brightened up - but I really don't deal with college holidays well, I'm becoming a hermit again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:43, Reply)

You should have come with us to the beer fest
You might have been kissed as well.

It's been quite a hot night. I'm still pretty hot right now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:44, Reply)

that's an l :)
I was having all right fun. But I'd drunk quite a lot already so headed back early. Doing anything tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:49, Reply)

more sewing and mopeing I imagine
then realising late at night I had lots of stuff to do for work which i forgot about all week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:51, Reply)

You should write a list
Lists are good for you. Lists are your friends.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:00, Reply)

I made a list of sewing things
I've got through quite a few, i think my brain just stopped
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:04, Reply)

I got kicked out of sewing class in school.
I was that shit. However, I can hem a skirt perfectly and neatly. We never figured that one out.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:07, Reply)

I can't do anything like that
I wish I could. I'm crap with all those manual things. :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:09, Reply)

plan ahead ;)
or make cute geeky guy meet up with you and entertain you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:02, Reply)

i just spoke to him on the phone
that's what brightened up today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:04, Reply)

good for you
I'm jealous. I got two friends together last night though. Though the male one flirted with me the next day so that was a bit rubbish
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:06, Reply)

Don't think too much about it
Males would flirt with anything that moves... it's the evolution thing, you see, trying to get their genes as far as possible.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, Reply)

true
and he was excessively cute. But I don't really like man-whorey type people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:09, Reply)

Me neither
Although tonight, I would give them a try. I had too much beer and I'm feeling too much like trying...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:16, Reply)

no
that sort of man isn't worth it. Not talking about the casual sex, just the whole feeling you get
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:18, Reply)

I know
I'm up for casual sex tonight. I'm feeling a lot like when I lived in Tenerife, when casual sex was the everynight thing. Sometimes I miss the freedom.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:33, Reply)

Ah well
sounds like you've something good coming up in six months to compensate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:38, Reply)

Oh, yes
He's a lovely guy, despite me only writing bad things about him when I'm upset.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:42, Reply)

good for you
glad you've found someone lovely.

Oops forgot about randomburn :S
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:55, Reply)

i'm crap at remembering
but wasn't it you who was asking out that guy a month or so back? what happened? I wasn't here for a while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:10, Reply)

Well we're going for a drink
at the end of term. But I've pretty much concluded that he's not interested or he would make more of an effort. So unless I turn up looking absolutely stunning, nothing will happen
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, Reply)

that or he's nervous

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:15, Reply)

I'm not usually
this pathetic over a guy. I either just get over it or man up and properly ask them out. But I really do rather like this one. If nothing happens after that drink though, I shall of a certainty give it up as a lost cause
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:17, Reply)

ah, I just mope until I find someone else to mope over

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:17, Reply)

well if this goes wrong
I shall mope a bit. Because he is rather nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:22, Reply)

well good luck with it - and perhaps there will be no need of mopeing
bedtime for me now - laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:27, Reply)

Sleep well!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Good night!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:33, Reply)

If you need to be absolutely stunning for him
then, he's not worth it.

I know it won;t help now, but if he only wants to go out with you for your looks, he's crap.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:17, Reply)

well you see
whenever we've met up before, I have displayed my dazzling humour and intelligence (complete lies there) and it hasn't worked yet. He might need a nudge.

I wish I could get a really decent photo of myself though. Handy for facebook profile
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:20, Reply)

I've never met you
But I've heard you're very sexy. Maybe he's just shy and needs a good hug, with a kiss in the cheek and then closer to the lips, slowly...

You can see how he reacts... or maybe just be direct with him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:25, Reply)

Cheers
Sounds like a good plan. The indirect one that is. Unless I get utterly drunk and just blub 'I waaaant yooooou' at him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:27, Reply)

If you make sure he's drunk enough
that'll probably work too. :)

Less subtle, but still good...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:34, Reply)

That's great
Is the speaking going any further?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:07, Reply)

not today, he's 80 miles away
next weekend, though (and last weekend)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, Reply)

Patient then
Is he worth it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:10, Reply)

yeah, I reckon

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Good luck
I've had long distance relationships and they suck. But some of my friends have done it too and one of them is getting married in a few days... you never know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:19, Reply)

yeah, well it's fun while it lasts at least

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:21, Reply)

I should have gone back home earlier
Before kissing some of my friends and then feeling so far from everywhere. I hate it.

I think tomorrow is going to be hard.

Did yo have fun?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:59, Reply)

nothing wrong
with friendly kissing lol
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:01, Reply)

Yeah
I think the 4 of us were thinking of something else, but weren't brave enough to go for it... you know that feeling... It's going to be awkward in the morning.

On the other hand, I found out the bf never had sex in a toilet before... 37 and he hasn't lived...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:06, Reply)

haha
I do know the feeling. Luckily I've got some open minded friends and so far there has never been an awkward morning, just ones where people woke up laughing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, Reply)

I don't know how it's going to be...
It's the first time we get so drunk together. I wish we could go further, but I'm not going to push it :/
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:11, Reply)

Good attitude
just let things progress naturally. Next time you get that drunk (remember to think about whether you want that before the drinking starts) just casually move the party somewhere flatter, whether the bed or the floor
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:14, Reply)

I'm going to regret this tomorrow
But, it's being a long time that I want to give it a try with a girl... and tonight seemed like the perfect night, but her bf was too tired and they went home... oh well... maybe in the future...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:21, Reply)

there's plenty of time
and as a handy pro-tip, might be best not to try it with a girl who has a boyfriend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:22, Reply)

I thought so
But he was up for it, and I know he likes me. I'm getting married in 6 months, and I don't think I'll try anything weird after that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:23, Reply)

I've never had sex in a toilet and I'll be 36 in 20 days!
Mind you, I have had a threesome.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, Reply)

i've not done either
but I'm only just 34, so, still time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:14, Reply)

Aaaaah!
I could have had a perfect threesome with 2 very sexy guys, and it never happened, and I regret it so much!!!

Sex in the toilet is good, even if it's only for the rush of maybe being stoped by the landlord...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:22, Reply)

This was
FFM
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:53, Reply)