Went to the wedding of two friends on Saturday
Got hammered, DJd for them in the evening and managed to do a decent job of it.
Then stalked through Trafalgar square at 1am looking for food, still dressed in my finery with the mo' rampant. I would've thought such a sight would be common in that there London Town, but I still got odd looks. Maybe because I was looking so fucking awesome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I caught some of Britain's Got Talent at the weekend
and it was Ant & Dec asking someone to say "this is Britain's Got Talen't or whatever, and the guy they picked was a pink mohawked punk with huge ear stretchings. He looked well unimpressed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Did he say it though?
Or did he bottle the grinning Geordie shits?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:39, Reply)

He said it unfortunately
I was disappointed in him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I would have politely refused
But later thought of something witty to say.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)