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I'd say it's more they cover it up.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
most women have the ability to weigh up within nanoseconds all the possible scenarios that could play out if we say or do a certain thing at that moment. Unfortunately, that sometimes means that in one of the scenarios the boy will react in a certain way, which upsets the lady. This results in the lady being angry at the boy for doing something in the potential future. Like putting Schrodinger's foot in it.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I haven't had much cause to use a phrase like that before now.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Because of something he did in a dream.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
although it's more often that I feel guilty for dream cheating on him with Michael Buble.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)
But have been scowled at because apparently I ignored the Lady in a dream. The following night I rolled over to see her facing me, clearly asleep, when she suddenly (but thankfully weakly) punched me in the face...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
There were zombies. Lots and lots of zombies.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Only, they're very rarely at the beginning of the outbreak, they're usually at the end, or when I'm the only human left.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I'm usually trying to get from one place to another, and having to get through or past pesky zombies
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)
The technology to make zombies had been discovered by this big corporation but leaked on the internet. Turns out you only needed a few easily obtained chemicals and an (un)willing volunteer to make them so every psycho was making them in their garden shed.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)
where the zombies were all the humans left after aliens had gassed them. The ones who didn't die became braindead zombies, except me
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I don't even like him!! He just penetrates my dreams for no reason. I only saw him once on the Royal Variety Show and since then my subconscious keeps getting a wide on for him.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)
(Which by the way is FUCKING AWESOME)
And then watched the Evil Dead when I came home.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I must see [REC]2, but I doubt the Lady will want to see it.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)
He loved it, but bit his nails all the way through to stop from screaming.
In the Odeon, they have tvs in the foyer with security feeds from each screen, I really hope all the people stood in the ticket queue got a good laugh out of me shitting myself and flailing around every time something scary happened.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
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