I'm just massively confused about men.
and I still need to find the right one :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

that sounds like the setup
for a lesbian porno.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Hahahaha
I'm also an idiot, because I'm not sure if someone was coming on to me or taking the piss.
I'm unattractive, because it was a meat market, and everyone else got off with somone.
I'm hard as fucking nails for walking past the Heygate Estate at 4 in the morning with a boy in a skirt.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

"I hate men"
"Me too!"
*open-mouth kissing, leading to fondling and squishy squid-bumping.*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

you have such a way with words

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I'm no Pooflake though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

no, you're more of a homo-puddle

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm really not sure how to take that
My vocabulary for homophones is far smaller than Mr Pooflake's? This would be true.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)

his name can be read as poof-lake
if that helps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

*BELMS HARD*
Of course!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I always wondered how to pronounce apeloverage
is it ape love rage, or ape lover age or apel over age (which doesn't make much sense)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I think it is meant to be ape love rage
but usually think it as ape lover-age (pronounced a bit like leverage)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

yeah that's how I pronounce it
but I wasn't sure.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I go for ape lover-age
But Ape Love Rage makes more sense to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

well I've found the wrong one
so lets see how that goes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Ooh I saw you had a date up there!
Anyone I know of?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

no
but he does go to the same college as your ex. What subject did your ex do?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Chemistry, finishing 4th year

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

nope
thankfully. Because that would be a bloody weird coincidence
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I would have come and ripped your skin off for gettin' in on MY TERRITORY
(actually, no. I'd be pleased he was getting some.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

That's quite a scary transition
rest assured that if he was your ex, I'd have cancelled the date!

He's a bit of a manwhore though. So not sure how it will go
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Nah, I wouldn't have been too bothered
I've got to move on from him at some point, I'm wondering if him being in London at least until I finish my degree is a bad bad move...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

well I'd have been bothered
exs are never a good place to go.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

he was a very good friend of mine's ex...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Ahaha, been there, done that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I admitted my love for him after his girlfriend dumped him and he thought he'd be alone forever
5 years later I'm still kicking myself
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Mine isn't quite as romantic as that.
A week after my best mate dumped her boyfriend, I was fucking him in a tent at Leeds... while she was fucking his best mate in the next tent along.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

-highfives-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)