Drunk no more than three nights in any given week - PASS (due to convenient phrasing that still allows for a bit of booze on other nights)
Go to the gym - PASS (due to convenient phrasing that doesn't require me to go again)

Most exciting - buying (BB) GUNS.
Terrified - cowering in a pitch-black basement waiting for people with better guns to come charging in and shoot the shit out of me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Airsoft perchance?
I'm hopefully going to a MASSIVE airsoft event soon, in an MOD training town (it's actually a town, with several multi-storied towers and all sorts). I'm going to get shot to shit by the guns with £3k guns.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Oooh ooh where's that?
It's the folks who'll happily spend a couple of hundred on pyro for a day that terrify me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'll get the details, it's part of a big campaign-style game
They have a couple of hundred players in various groups, and I'll be going along to help crew. In this game, more than one person has a military jeep with mounted BB machineguns...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

People keep pointing me at the BB minigun and saying "Go on, it's only a couple of grand..."

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Or the guys who spend the whole weekend lying in the grass, in a full ghilie suit
With their £3k rifle, a grand spent on scopes and binocs...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

They give me the fear.
A little too much "I've tried to join the army SIX TIMES and they keep saying no but I'LL SHOW THEM..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Reminds me of wozzizface (Mike?) in Spaced

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

That's the chap,
but I fear Cumbrian cab-driving rather than hilarious stolen tank escapades.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Doesn't it hurt to get shot by a BB gun?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

A little
Ever done paintball? Not as much as that I find. Although I've heard that getting caught in a hail of automatic fire can smart.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

If you get shot up close on bare skin it'll give you a little hickey,
If you're hit on a clothed bit it's pretty much no worse than someone flicking you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I shot my then-boyf in the leg with a metal BB
well, a ricochet.

So yeah, I'VE SHOT SOMEONE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

ZOMG LAMPITO IS DEREK BIRD PT 2

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)